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The life of a Chicken\\Crackfic

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Reads 131
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Parts 5
Time 19m

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The life of Rose (and others bc uxnpiewufhnryqwdqywdvjijnc)  the chicken, who dies at least every paragraph.

What came first the Chicken or the screaming Rain?

awirfnhcwieuhwfnmasjdnfcjkaehfjskdnkvgf that was my head speaking.
The head has spoken.

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listen to the head.
It leads you everywhere and gives great advice.
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see?All Rights Reserved

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The Moon to His Sun by Yua_Sugawara_2012

There has only been 7 smiling critters in the neighborhood: DogDay the self imposed leader. Bubba Bubbaphant the genius. Kicken Chicken the Daredevil. Hoppy Hopscotch the second Daredevil. CraftyCorn the artist. PickyPiggy the chef. Bobby Bearhug the therapist. There has always been 3 boys and 4 girls. They always easily outvote the boys whenever they want to do something different. One day a construction crew appears in the neighborhood and builds a new house that resembles a scratching post for a cat. The a moving truck comes and puts boxes in the home. It's been 3 weeks and no sign of the new addition to the neighborhood. Everyone is getting impatient especially DogDay. He has a habit of greeting everyone first and he'll be damned if he doesn't get the first hello to the mysterious new neighbor.

Don't Make A Sound (Laughing Jack X Reader) by JRich_2832

After witnessing the horrible murders of your parents at the age of 7, you haven't been the same since. You become a mute, shutting yourself out from the world, not doing much. The only company you have are the voices in your head and books. Reading became one thing you loved to do, as well as music. When you finally turn (your age), your adoptive parents try to cheer you up by taking you to the library. Once you get there, you feel a pair of eyes on you. After a week of being paranoid of everyone and everything, your foster parents go on a business trip. You know that whoever is after you, will attack soon. Will you survive the attack? Who has been watching you and what do they want with you?

The mind electric (Ghostface x reader) by ForgottenFandomFics

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The Moon to His Sun

There has only been 7 smiling critters in the neighborhood: DogDay the self imposed leader. Bubba Bubbaphant the genius. Kicken Chicken the Daredevil. Hoppy Hopscotch the second Daredevil. CraftyCorn the artist. PickyPiggy the chef. Bobby Bearhug the therapist. There has always been 3 boys and 4 girls. They always easily outvote the boys whenever they want to do something different. One day a construction crew appears in the neighborhood and builds a new house that resembles a scratching post for a cat. The a moving truck comes and puts boxes in the home. It's been 3 weeks and no sign of the new addition to the neighborhood. Everyone is getting impatient especially DogDay. He has a habit of greeting everyone first and he'll be damned if he doesn't get the first hello to the mysterious new neighbor.