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The life of a Chicken\\Crackfic

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Reads 146
Votes 35
Parts 5
Time 19m

abitofmarvel barbara chickenssss chiken clintsconscience crackfic death humour jack literalboredom reincarnation rose

The life of Rose (and others bc uxnpiewufhnryqwdqywdvjijnc)  the chicken, who dies at least every paragraph.

What came first the Chicken or the screaming Rain?

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The head has spoken.

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listen to the head.
It leads you everywhere and gives great advice.
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see?All Rights Reserved

abitofmarvel barbara chickenssss chiken clintsconscience crackfic death humour jack literalboredom reincarnation rose

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