[Featured Story] Every year the most popular fraternity on campus: Alpha Sigma Phi host an auction. Since this tradition started back in the 90's, Alpha Sigma Phi has always managed to raise a hefty sum of money for charity. How you may ask? Two words: Hot boys. And this year, 4th year, Aaiden Airheart is being auctioned off as your personal "assistant" for one whole month. Sources says, the sky's the limit. In other words the unattainable, campus's heartthrob will do anything your heart desires. Starting bid? 100,000 dollars. To an average person, 100k may be considered "too much" but to students who attends Elite University, 100k is child's play. So what happens when every single female in sight goes crazy and starts a bidding war with one another just to win the body of Aaiden Airheart? A war that's what. So how in the world did I get dragged into the middle of this mess? Let alone win the auction? Highest ranking #6 Humor Featured Story 10/05/17