Bill Hader Oneshots

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Parts 25
Time 1h 58m

Reads 45,734
Votes 768
Parts 25
Time 1h 58m

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :)

Taking requests! 

I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc.

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#2 johnmulaney
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This is a story about actor and television host Seth Meyers, and Weekend Update's correspondent for New York City, Stefon Zolesky (portrayed by Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live). Don Roy King, the show's current director, dies a few years after Lorne Michaels, who created the show. As John Mulaney was chosen to take over Don Roy King's reins, the former tags Seth along at a strip club to celebrate. Seth meets Stefon during a performance and invites him to his house. Stefon then opens up about being unhappy despite already being a rising star in the club, and in the industry. Seth convinces and helps Stefon to quit his job, then hits John up to arrange an audition for him. What awaits Stefon should he get a job? Find out in this story... (NOTE: Some chapters of this story contain references to Weekend Update sketches that features Stefon, which may potentially spoil readers.) (WARNING: This story contains chapters with themes of casual sex, depression, domestic violence, revenge porn, and suicidal thoughts. Reader's discretion is strongly advised.) This story's highest rankings were: • #2 in "sethmeyers" • #12 in "johnmulaney" • #24 in "billhader" • #24 in "saturdaynightlive" • #32 in "snl"

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You are a fairly popular girl at SPH, (south park high) you are friendly to everyone and given the chance, are open to making new friends. Problem is-- your parents are leaving on a business trip for a 6 months! Where will you stay? Your parents happen to be good friends of the Broflovski's and they had an extra guest bedroom to let you stay in. You thought nothing of it until you realize you will be stuck with Kyle, the smartest, most awkward, (but sweet...) kid in school! Is this a nightmare? Or will you realize Kyle wasn't the person you always assumed he was? It is up to you. ;) New chapters at least once a week! Sometimes I do more. #1 kylebroflovski - 5/21/2023 #4 vote4vote - 4/11/2023 #11 stanmarsh - 4/25/2023 #3 vote4vote - 5/11/2023 #9 stanmarsh - 5/17/2023 #1 tokenblack - 5/23/2023 #1 bebestevens - 6/12/2023 #23 southparkfanfiction - 1/17/2024

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❝𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩! 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐩! 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠!❞ [𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍] 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘴, 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗸 𝘅 𝗼𝗰 𝙸𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 popular girl x loser #2 in pennywise |© 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕| 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞

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Directed by Destiny (A SethFon AU)

This is a story about actor and television host Seth Meyers, and Weekend Update's correspondent for New York City, Stefon Zolesky (portrayed by Bill Hader on Saturday Night Live). Don Roy King, the show's current director, dies a few years after Lorne Michaels, who created the show. As John Mulaney was chosen to take over Don Roy King's reins, the former tags Seth along at a strip club to celebrate. Seth meets Stefon during a performance and invites him to his house. Stefon then opens up about being unhappy despite already being a rising star in the club, and in the industry. Seth convinces and helps Stefon to quit his job, then hits John up to arrange an audition for him. What awaits Stefon should he get a job? Find out in this story... (NOTE: Some chapters of this story contain references to Weekend Update sketches that features Stefon, which may potentially spoil readers.) (WARNING: This story contains chapters with themes of casual sex, depression, domestic violence, revenge porn, and suicidal thoughts. Reader's discretion is strongly advised.) This story's highest rankings were: • #2 in "sethmeyers" • #12 in "johnmulaney" • #24 in "billhader" • #24 in "saturdaynightlive" • #32 in "snl"

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