100 funny jokes that will leave you peeing!!!
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Joke #1: God made everyone different. He got tired by the time he got to china! #2:The only reason I'm so fat is because a tiny body like this couldn't store all my personality.
#3:Son:Dad I'm hungry
Dad:Hi hungry I'm dad
Son:Dad I'm serious
Dad:No you're hungry
Son:you're joking
Dad:No I'm dad
#4:I'm a second hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass and I eat cows.
#5:A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".
#6:Q:What do you call a fake noodle?A:Impasta!
#7:Q:How do you make a tissue dance? A:Put a little boogey in it!
#8:Q:How do you make holy water?A:Boil the hell out of it.
#9:Why did the banana go to the doctor?A:Because it's not peeling right.
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