KUMARSUTRA JOKES
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For Singaporeans and Malaysians, no matter you are Malays, Chinese, Indians, politicians, strippers, school teacher, taxi drivers, husbands, wives, dogs, children,
If you are looking for Kumar's best jokes, here is a compilation of that.
Just wanna warn yall, I mentioned children just now but his jokes aren't for children.
Who is Kumar? Well if he is supposed to be a superhero, he would be Aquaman.
Only Singaporeans and Malaysians will get that HAHAHAHAHA.
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