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Huling na-publish Fri, Nov 6, 2020
For Singaporeans and Malaysians, no matter you are Malays, Chinese, Indians, politicians, strippers, school teacher, taxi drivers, husbands, wives, dogs, children,
If you are looking for Kumar's best jokes, here is a compilation of that.
Just wanna warn yall, I mentioned children just now but his jokes aren't for children.
Who is Kumar? Well if he is supposed to be a superhero, he would be Aquaman.
Only Singaporeans and Malaysians will get that HAHAHAHAHA.
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In love with a villain
"What's your dream?" " I want to be your wife." " That's your dream?" "Yes." - I want to write about dhruv . I fucking love him .Kumpleto
FINDING HOME IN YOU
Sequeal of 'Home To You' can be read stand alone. ©️All Right Sereved by me @deliciouspeach__ (writer_maira)©️ 25 years have passed and everything in the Santiniketan Villa changed. The villa becomes chaotic with the presence of Suryavanshi's next generation. The four children of the three brother's have grown up and are well established in society. The two brothers are sober like rabbits and the two sisters are naughty like monkeys of course the lady monkeys. What will happen when the chaos is going to meet the serenity? The four are the lives of each other. If needed either they are ready to give their life for one another or they can take anyone's life if anyone tries to harm any of them. Let's embrace them with blessings and love. So that they can find their soulmate and find home in them. The journey is like a Rollercoaster ride. At one moment you may be fearing to lose your power when the wheel goes to the top and the next moment laughing like a happy soul when it comes down. Four people, four different stories in one book. FINDING HOME IN YOU is totally different from what we've read in HOME TO YOU. The story of finding love, letting go of your ego, an unfinished revenge, blooming love in between two opposite souls, life full of shyness and serenity, hate turning into love. Phew I'm not going to reveal more than this. To know more add this book in your reading list and do follow me to get every notification regarding the story. ⚠️ Do Not Copy Or Recreate Or Repost with or without permission. Plagiarism is a crime. So better think of your own and write down your own words.⚠️Kumpleto
IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIM
"𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 , 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖" ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Neither she loves you nor she belongs to you" her ex fiancee shouted in anger. He stood up from his king-like chair and walked towards him in a casual demeanor...."But she moans my name pretty loudly at night!" He hissed near his ear in a devilish smirk!!!! "Why are you doing this Kabir...you are playing with her , you don't , in fact you can't love anyone" he said being heartbroken by his previous statement. Tck...tck ...tck....he laughed like a devil and said..." You are right I don't love her in fact I don't love anyone...but that has nothing to do with me having her in my bed , under me ,at my mercy and you know the best part , you my dear baby brother can't do anything about it!!! Follow this journey of madness and possessiveness !!!! Highest rank🥇 #1 in Wattpad #1 in maturethemesKumpleto
" The Love Triangle " ! Involves IndoMalay & SingaMalay !
It's Basically About A Love Triangle Between Singapore , Indonesia And Malaysia, Here We Have Malay Who Is The Heroine In This Story Which Means The Two Of Them Are Chasing After Malaysia. Yet A Love Triangle..Seems Unrealistic How Do We Know Who Wins And Loses? Or Will Malay Be The One Who Loses? Will There Be Sabotaging, Just For The Act Of Love? None Knows The Answer To The Question. Yet Who Will Win Malay's Heart At Last? ..... ! CONTAINS ! ! This Story Contains Swear Words ! ! Misspellings ! ! Fluff ( Possible ) ! ! Much More But Warnings Will Always Be Listed In The Beginning Of The Chapter ! ! Other Ships ( Possible ) ! ( It's My First Story It May Turn Out Cringe Or Bad Or Just Boring, But I'll Try My Best :D ) +|| Just Tags ||= #indomalay #singamalayKumpleto
OUR LOVE
/\_/\ (•. • ) ^. ^ KIAAN OBEROI " No one could understand the love I have for you , not even you " PRIYA MALHOTRA " Love is complicated but let's be complicated together ! " ISHAAN MALHOTRA " My love ,you are worth it " TANISHA OBEROI " But my happiness starts with you! " KAVISH AGGARWAL " If it's meant to be , it'll be " NAVYA CHAUHAN " You are my home , unlike my real home you make me feel safe " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6 characters 3 different stories 1 book Let's see where this goes ♥️✨
Virat Speaks The Truth!
In this story, Virat decides to open his mouth, instead of keeping quiet and standing like a statue. ( Pakhi gets roasted lol 😂)Kumpleto![The Unexpected Beautiful Relationship [Completed]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/248122879-256-k953618.jpg)
The Unexpected Beautiful Relationship [Completed]
Dev Dixit : A fun loving smart mamma's boy who is very casual and pays no heed of what others think about him he likes to do whatever he feels right ... He has been rejected by all the girls whom he proposed in his teenage with an excuse that " Look you are good and even well mannered , but the point is that you are not good for me ." But a incident broke his heart into pieces after he came into relationship finally in his college days.... Being a boy with different attitude never disrespected them but befriended them though he kept a distance from them ... He is now CEO of a top company whom he built by himself "Dixit Enterprises" .. Now he is a composed serious and cold guy who don't like to be open with anyone .... Ritika Sharma : A simple girl who is very simple straight-forward and bold .. she is fun loving and care free and don't believe in Romantic Shits before marriage... She just likes to be herself and hates when someone pokes in her business.... She is a software developer and loves to spend time in watching Anime.... They are arranged to marry each other lets see what happens when two opposite characters will stay together under one roof.... Cover credits : @Noya_avery Warning : This story may contain some strong scenes and words read if comfortable Thank you for giving my story a chance!! Just spread and share your love with my story!! Have a Happy Time Reading it... Happy Reading ❤️❤️ abhaydubey0999❤️❤️❤️Kumpleto
Tied Together By Love ✓
[Completed] #1 in Romance (05-Jan-21) #1 in India (25-Apr-22) #5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage. But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞ *** "Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me. "What are you doing here?" "I live here too." "What are you wearing? Care to explain?" Black negligee! "To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard. "Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out. What the hell just happened? Why didn't the seduction card play on him? *** A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl? Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same. In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other. When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them? Get on to read their story and follow their love! *** Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry. Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story! 【150,000 - 200,000 words】 © 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.Kumpleto
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"What's your dream?" " I want to be your wife." " That's your dream?" "Yes." - I want to write about dhruv . I fucking love him .
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