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Oops...I Did It Again

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Reads 46
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Parts 7
Time 44m

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Hitman Katy Pierce is considered one of the best in her type of job. She gets the job done. Always. She gets it done so well that no one ever expects the victim to be murdered. You might think now that this happens to be the case because she is just that good but unfortunatly that is not the case. You see 
Katy is very clumsy and the reason why every murder looks like an accident is that it really is an accident. Katy's clumsiness kills the targets and not her well thought through plan.

The most unrealistic things have the highest chance of happening  so expect the unexpected.All Rights Reserved

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KILLER

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