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The Stars are Pollen

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Cornelius Swan is the richest man on Earth. Or rather what is left of it. He lives his days in his mansion alone, his only companion being the empty echoes of the universe. Cornelius did not know it had been listening.All Rights Reserved

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Ordinary Man

An ordinary middle aged man wakes from a strange dream and discovers just how extraordinary the world is.