Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder's Reign

In an apocalyptic world, one young man stood with a smile on his face. Regardless of the pain, suffering, starvation, and depravity- he smiles.
Uri was always felt like a spare puzzle piece in the world. What a strange feeling indeed because this was the one and only world- or was it?

System 027:[Host has been chosen by the Lord God to compete against the fake female leads plaguing their world- Does Host wish to bind?]

URI: [...Did you say a plague? Ah, I have a feeling these types of vermins should really be put down..]

~ Several worlds later~
System 027: [Host! Put that ax down!! Don't hack the female lead! \ (〇□〇)/ The world will collapse!!! ಥ⌣ಥ

URI: [Did not you hear the ~MISSION COMPLETED~ ? She has no female lead halo now... There no protecting her now! Hahahaha! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ]

"Come~ come~ my pretty pretty lady~ Shall we play! ヾ(＾。^*)♪～

~One disassembled body later~
System 027:[...why are you like this EVERY TIME?! [ ± _ ± ] ... are you finished? |_・) ]

URI: [ (✿◠‿◠) Perfectly refreshed!}

System 027: [What would hubby do if he knew you were such a psycho! (҂⌣̀_⌣́)]

Hubby: (puts on gloves & picks up trash bag) [ Let hubby clean this up for you ( ˘ ³˘)♥]

System: 027: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

(A/N): Novice writer with big ideas but small ability. And great love for emoticons!