The Ultimate Emo Crossover

"The problem is: we're both bottoms, dude. Fuck, how is this gonna work?"
Andy Biersack, renowned emo and lead singer of Black Veil Brides, parts the seas in a homicidal rage and stumbles onto the shores of Stardew Valley, where he meets resident emo, Sebastian. Quickly, Andy's confidence dwindles when he notices the cameras are finally off him, realizing his emo-image is just that: an image. Taken by Sebastian's genuine angst and hatred of all white articles of clothing, he makes the decision to learn from him while simultaneously, Sebastian encourages him to just be himself--without realizing who he's asking. All the while, Elliot, writing prodigy and Fabio look-alike, observes on the beaches of Stardew Valley from his humble shack, taking notes on their almost immediate sexual intercourse, convinced Andy is the second coming of Christ. On their journey of self discovery and identity, they meet lots of other emos along the way, such as Jeffree Star and Dahvie Vanity. Falling in love with one another is never easy, but nothing's easier for the two than to fall in love with their own egos. Navigating through their own worlds, they figure out this emo thing--one step at a time.

Authors note: I have no idea where this is actually going. Unfortunately I already have about 20 pages of this shit written. If you do decide to read though; if you're reading this right now, I love you ;3 rawr xD uwu..........help me I'm almost 21