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Random Things || One-Shots

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Reads 244
Votes 33
Parts 22
Time 4h 33m

action conversation cringe dundundun funny hamilham hamilton humor idiotic irregular lol lordsaveusall notforkids notnormal odd ohgod oneshot oneshotcollection random stupid venting weird weirdstuff

Welcome to my book, this is quite literally just what the title states, a bunch of random things all in one book. Please keep in mind, the chapters are not related whatsoever; this is not a story.

If you want a little more detail: basically it started off with silly shit then selves into more important things.
Probably gonna be a mix of the two in the future.


Monthly updates. No joke. I update near the end of every month, and only near the end of every month. Unless I forget z then it shall probably be at the start of a month.


Warning: weird shit, swearing, and references you may or may not get, cringe


Credit:
Whoever did the cover
lunalight84



Highest Rank/s so far:

#4 in "notnormal"All Rights Reserved

action conversation cringe dundundun funny hamilham hamilton humor idiotic irregular lol lordsaveusall notforkids notnormal odd ohgod oneshot oneshotcollection random stupid venting weird weirdstuff

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