What Happens in Toontown Stays in Toontown (Toon Patrol x Reader)

**I DO NOT OWN THE TOON PATROL!! They belong to Disney, Touchstone Pictures, and everyone who worked on Who Framed Roger Rabbit!**

My (technically) first official attempt at making an x Reader story collection that (hopefully) won't suck as much as possible. I've wanted to write for the Weasels here for a while, so please bear with me. If you want smut, then... well, I'll try my best, but no promises.

I do NOT want to get in trouble for writing a story like this, so all of them will be human-ized. They will still be the same characters as in the movie, they'll just be able to change from weasel Toon to human.

Possible routes:

Smartass/Sergeant Weasel x Reader (you can pick which name he goes by, but this is the pink one)

Greasy Weasel x Reader (the green, perverted, Puerto Rican one)

Wheezy Weasel x Reader (the blue-ish grey chainsmoker)

Psycho Weasel x Reader (the crazy one in the straightjacket)

Stupid Weasel x Reader (the big fat one with the baseball bat)