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Two Trucks and the quest for Ball-Fart-Bong-Water

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Reads 319
Votes 28
Parts 10
Time 1h 5m

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THE TWO HOT AND VERY VERY VERY FUCKING SEXY FEMALE AND MALE TRUCK WANT TO DIDDLE EACHOTHER BUT THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY NEED A LEMON BUT IN ORDER TO OBTAIN SUCH FUCKERY THE MUST CONSULT THE LEGENDARY ORACLE AND OBTAIN THE BALL-FART-BONG-WATER.  WILL THEY OBTAIN THE SOUR FRUIT AND DIDDLE EACHOTHER IN THE TRUCK FACE? PROBABLY NOT BUT THIS IS A JOKE SO LIKE SKIPPITY BOP MM DADA BOOM OK READ THE DAMN FANFICTION OR FUCK OFF PLEASE

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