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The Hellfire Brew [Oneshot]
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Complete Thu, Aug 20, 202013m
Satan likes to make coffee.
It wasn't a statement they ever thought they'd think or see with their own two eyes, but life just had a way of truly fucking one's perception on anything.
Case in point, Satan was real. Here. In a coffee shop. Brewing something, he claimed, was coffee.
Unfortunately for them, their mortal life had now been mitigated to spending their life away sitting across a counter from an all-powerful demon creator!
All to taste some coffee.
Coffee!
How many mistakes did one all-knowing, powerful entity have to make just to make one... simple... coffee?
Just one!?
Making a deal with the devil is one thing...
Dealing with the devil is harder.
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