Immortal

"Oh merciful deitys, grant me this one wish for quick, and painless deaths."

You would think that God's aren't like genies and look for loopholes. You would think that they wouldn't look more into the 'quick, painless deaths' part. But they do. Leave it to gods to misunderstand and cheat a child who wasn't taught proper wording. But alas, poor boy was oblivious to what he had just wished whilst he tip-toed to the edge of the teetering roof tiles with a joyous smile.