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Pardon Me Where's The Ice Water In Hell? BOYXBOY

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Why Do I Want To Wear A Dog Collar So Badly?

                 And How Did I end Up In Hell?


Please Tell Me...

Days ago I didn't even know monsters existed much less a Devil, but like the saying goes 'There's a first for everything' How exactly am I going to learn how to be a Hell Hound? It took me years to even learn how to ride my bicycle and now everyones telling me I have to learn how to fight? HA that's GOLDAll Rights Reserved

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BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) by notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

Homeless (BoyxBoy)(Original) by UnhealthyObsession69

"Why the hell are you such an ass?'" "Just leave me alone." "Fuck that, you owe me an explanation." "I don't owe you shit! "Yeah you do, like why everything goes to hell when you show up?" "I didn't just "Show Up", you hit me with your car." "No, you ran in the middle of the street." "I was running for my life." "Yeah you keep telling us that, yet you don't tell us anything else about you." "I don't like talking about my past." "Well it can't be any worse than mine." "I think it is." "I doubt it, My mother died in a fire, my father died shortly after we found him, I raised my brother into a life of killing. What could be worse?" "You take for granted the one thing I have always wanted, the one thing I never had." "And what's that?" "Family." This is the FIRST BOOK, in my series. I recommend reading it before the others. I do not own supernatural or it's characters, I only own Brent and a few other characters I make up along the way. The cover of my story was awesomely made by TeenWolfys, I highly recommend following her and reading her stories, she is amazing!!!!

Worthless (Unedited Version) by GaySensei

[Book #1 in the Blackwood Pack series] Currently in the process of rewriting (it'll be uploaded as a separate book) ________________ Asher has been abused by the man who has held him prisoner for as long as he can remember. He longs to be free from the unjust violence, but there are reasons he has to stay, people he can't leave behind. Kade has been away from his pack and finally decides to return. While doing border patrol he catches a whiff of what seems to be an average wolf. The only thing is... that wolf is his mate. Determined, Kade takes Asher away from his abuser (along with two others). Asher, not being used to people being kind, is suspicious at being welcomed into Kade's pack with open arms. Will Kade be able to show Asher that he deserves love? Can Asher take down the walls he no longer needs to survive? And what will they do when Asher's abuser wants him back, even going as far to enlist a rival pack? _________________ ---The Blackwood Pack series--- -Worthless -His Reluctant Mate (coming soon) -Let Me Be Your Drug (coming soon) -Lies and Bullet Wounds [Side Story/Prequel] (coming soon) _________________ ******Not edited****** [Trigger Warning]: Child abuse, rape, depression, and self-hate. This story is copyrighted and is the sole property of GaySensei and is not to be uploaded onto any other site besides WattPad.

The Devils Daughter by Tory215

"I'll make a deal with you"I said smiling sadisticly and slowly walking towards him. "wh-who are you"the Alpha said. "Oh you know your usual run in demon"I said smirking with my trident. I came closer to his ear and said"The devils Daughter". --------------------- When everyone dies they go to heaven or hell. The Angels fight the demons. The Demons fight the Angels. The Angels make the world peaceful. The Demons kill senselessly and make violence. The Angels kill the demons. The Demons kill innocent and Angels. But there is a new powerful Demon in hell that is nearly impossible to kill. Angels tried to kill this new being but when they return their near death and their wings are almost ripped off. This Demon was born a human but turned into a beast that only knows how to kill. this Demon was worshiped in hell and in Earth or heaven they shake in fear. The devil himself raised her himself and now she is known as DD. The Devils Daughter............ ------------ There is Language. Beware, this was made when i was like around 10 years old...you have been warned

Ex-Heroes by SepticeyeLadd

Who would've know that Call of Duty Zombies, YouTubers, and reality, don't mix well together. I figured this out as soon as the apocalypse hit. My names (Y/N). I'm a 21 year old girl that loved to play video games and make videos about it then and post it to YouTube, well I did before this hit. My YouTube name was The Gaming Theory (Not associated with my other book!) I had around 3 million subscribers and was living a damn good life in Los Angeles. Then...... It all just went away, just like that. No one knows how. No one knows why, it all just happened. Now, I'm fighting for my own survival against the undead. That was until I met a group of guys, and that changed everything for my survival. I'm very bad when it comes to descriptions, but when it comes to the actual book, that's when things heat up! If the first few chapters are shit I really am sorry, but trust me it will get better! (This is an xreader type book!) (Caution: Strong Language!) (Caution: Some descriptive parts!) COMPLETED!

The Devil's Masquerade by Sweet_Memoirs

Ever heard of the saying 'Don't dance with the devil?' Well, you better pray you don't have to Dance with the She Devil. ------------------------------------------------- They say history repeats itself in an endless cycle until humanity learns the lessons being taught. Just like an endless dance; People meet, waltz, fall in love, marry, and then die a tragic death. For thousands of years, humans lived and thrived with the naive belief that they were the only ones who existed. There were humans that did believe and sought to find out the truth. It is rare that a human is aware of the world that lives among them. Silent and ever watching as eternity stretched out before them. ------------------------------------------ UPDATED NOTE: Hey guys, I am so sorry I just disappeared for a while. Life went chaotic so mental stability was not in the plan for a long time. Now, this is going to be going through some adjustments because it has been so long since a lot of the original events that I planned actually happened in my life plus a lot of new ones. So, bear with me, I hope the ones who liked my book so far still stick with me as I struggle through this. Thank you so much and let us hope 2022 goes better in terms of my writing! I still cannot believe I started this when I was seventeen. I will be twenty-one this year. Yes, this has a new name, I will be tweaking things just a tad but not too much! Lots of love, Rose Mayday

My lord and his mistress by DearestShookenkooky

*VERY MATURE CONTENT WITHIN* I wasn't partial living in a man's home I had literally no clue of. It slightly disturbed me, but Im getting used to living here. Strange how everyone but me in the house is strangely sexually active or interested in anything having anything to do with sex. I'm Bella, a nobody really. I'm just getting used to living in a country I knew nothing about, since I was kidnapped and brought here. A man simply picked me off the street, offering me a job. How could I refuse? I was hungry, cold, wet and most of all, homeless. But work here is a little different. Nothing like I had expected.

The Anthem of the Castaway by MyPasswordIs

"Doesn't seem to work now that my DNA is so fucked I can't heal." I say to him, rolling my eyes. "So you agree that it is a change in your DNA?" Charlie says to me. "I don't know." I huff, angry at this whole debate. "I can't deal with humans fucking up every effort I have to live happy." "Does Father ever let you stay in Heaven?" "Only half the time." "And what do you do in Heaven?" "I fight. Sword fighting mostly, it's a big attraction. Our sword fights are as popular there as football is here." "Football?" He asks, his eyebrows raised. "Ugh, wrong era. Whatever." I respond, rolling my eyes at my own stupidity. A sudden hitch in my breath causes me to cough more, another clump of clotted blood coming forward into the towel I offer. "Life on earth is just a revolving door of wars, fighting, finding out angels exist, fighting over it, killing everyone that remembers, then back to the industrial revolution again. And there's almost always times when angels are outlawed and locked up." "Back to your problem though, do you agree that God may be trying to train you? Or maybe he's using you to remove the villains from society?" "The latter holds some truth. After all, I do get dumped into the human society when everything is going to shit." "Do you ever do wrong in Gods eyes? Maybe he's putting you down here to clean up society as a punishment." Book 4, yep I skipped one. Each book stands on its own. It's good to read the first before, but not necessary. I use wattpad as a back-up of my typed stories. I have so much more hand written, and if you truly are interested I will totally type more or even upload pictures of each page written.

The Dragon King's Mate (boy x boy) by Doggy1mrd7

I had been waiting for over 200 years. I wanted the one thing everyone got, but not everyone kept. I would keep it though. It would never leave my side. Or should I say he. ---------------------- This is a story about a Dragon Shifter King, who had been searching for his mate ever since he was kidnapped when they were kids. All he wants is to find him. When he does, he has wall upon wall to break through to get to his once carefree mate. And he will do anything, absolutely anything, to get there. Even with all the carnage surrounding his past. This is where our story begins. With two men who can hardly remember each other, but will one day rely on each other like no other. Highest rankings: 1st in dragon-shifter - 3/9/21 1st in mythical - 6/4/21 2nd in bxb - 15/8/21 7th in boyxboy- 3/9/21 2nd in elders - 19/10/21 10th in romance - 13/3/23 WARNING: This is a BoyxBoy book. Don't like it, don't read it. Also please don't be mean on my books to other people or say mean things about my book. I like having criticisms and comments but please be kind in the way you say them as you can hurt people's feelings. I will report any mean comments on my books.

Mine by KatNim

" what's wrong," he asked, fucking tears, now I have to answer him " nothing I'm fine," I said he scoffed " I didn't ask are you okay but obviously your not fine," he said I roll my eyes at him why can't he leave me alone " I'm not in the mood to talk Alex," I said drinking "you're never in the mood to talk to me," he said inhaling the smoke of his cigarette Alexander and Elliot they are alike but at the same time different one is deadly when you get close other one crazy when look deep into his soul Everyone are scared of Alexander and tries to stay away from him still girls and boys throw themselves at him but he has his eyes on Elliot Elliot is hurt but still smiles and laughs with his friend everyone in school fear him every girl wants him he hates gays but when Alexander stares at him he feels something and that scares him because he never thought he would these things towards a man So what happens when Elliot is not just attracted to Alexander but something more and Alexander notices that it's not lust he has for Elliot will Alexander and Elliot both heal each other and maybe love? What will happen in Elliot's life when Alexander enters? I know its sounds a cliché Highschool story but I promise it's not , I love BoyxBoy books to read and I thought I should write one, this book has a mature scene and little violent. For those who don't like bxb books it's okay you can read my other books and those who like bxb books read it it's going to be awesome Start: 4/12/2019 End:12/3/2020

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BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) cover

Homeless (BoyxBoy)(Original) cover

Worthless (Unedited Version) cover

The Devils Daughter cover

Ex-Heroes cover

The Devil's Masquerade cover

My lord and his mistress cover

The Anthem of the Castaway cover

The Dragon King's Mate (boy x boy) cover

BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq)

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************