Sexy One Shots

This is a collection of poorly written fanficion one shots to make my friends wonder why they still talk to me. Most of them are smut fics about roleplays or dnd games. Each one has made them (and myself) want to die. I am providing no context and making sure that I am making this as absolutely terrible as humanly possible. I make no plans on putting actual effort into this. Originally the plan was to put it on fanfiction.net because that's where My Immortal is but you can't post anything for 12 hours and tbh I don't have the mental capacity to wait 12 hours to post these God Forsaken:tm: fics so here we are. I apologize to anyone who sees this.