I woke up to a banging in my head. As I try to figure out where I am, I realize I'm not alone in this bed. I turn around and see HIM fast asleep beside me, buttnaked. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I need to figure out how I got here. Still not knowing where I am, I look for the kitchen. Once I'm there, I have a hard time making myself some coffee. As soon as that's done (even though it took way longer than necessary), I sit down on the stunning blue couch in this huge living room. The trip down memory lane can begin. Let's go back to 2 months ago...