Believe it or not. Simon Cowell has a niece, and he loves her very, very, much... Her name's Victouria, but better known as Touri. When Touri was 16 uncle Simon let her on his show, the Xfactor, however he didn't think she could have been a solo artist, so she paired her up with 5 of the most attractive boys in London. And uh, well... There's no easy way to say this, but the averagely tall, blue eyed brunette is crude, truly and utterly, dirty. And she's really kind of proud of it. Well, Good luck, welcome to the world of Victouria Cowell, from One Direction. (almost 2 years after XFactor)