"God! You guys act like its a sin to be a virgin at eighteen! I'm just saving myself for the right person," I say as I bite into the juicy hamburger. "Saving yourself is just another way of saying nobody will give me any dick," my gay bestfriend Justin says under his breath. "Hey! No it is not! Just because I don't have a different man hitting it from the back every night does not mean I can't get dick!" He laughs,"Oh silly,silly Alina...sometimes its two guys!" "Shutup your gonna make me puke," my bestfriend Rihanna says,"Alina you really need some dick though...." "You know who she would look absolutely perfect with?? Christopher!" "Christopher as in Christopher...." "Christopher Brown!"