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The Lonely, Embarrassed Mustache

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Reads 47
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Parts 3
Time 7m

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A very melodramatic, anticlimactic, story of a guy with an eventful life meets a few forks in the road to love.

His confidence ruins everything.
His turn-ons become uncomfortable in countless situations.

A dark, mysterious, hated stranger who society feels should be locked up; is trying to set himself free

Where will he be?
We won't know...until you start reading.

*New Event every chapter*
And remember....there's much more than what you realize.All Rights Reserved

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