Not Edward

crazyKate92

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Reads 13,048
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Parts 3
Time 20m

crazyKate92

When I died if I could've been anyone it most certainly wouldn't have been Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen.

Can I get a refund on my death? Because now I have to keep myself away from an Obsessive, creepy stalker named Bella and just no.

Now, since I am dead, is there anyway I can eat food? I need to work on that. . . I would love to have some ice cream and a nice burger with a side of some really good fries.

SI-Edward x Fem-OC

VERY AU, I DO NOT OWN THE TWILIGHT SAGA OR THE CHARACTERSAll Rights Reserved

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When I died if I could've been anyone it most certainly wouldn't have been Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen.

Can I get a refund on my death? Because now I have to keep myself away from an Obsessive, creepy stalker named Bella and just no.

Now, since I am dead, is there anyway I can eat food? I need to work on that. . . I would love to have some ice cream and a nice burger with a side of some really good fries.

SI-Edward x Fem-OC

VERY AU, I DO NOT OWN THE TWILIGHT SAGA OR THE CHARACTERS

3 parts