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My sweet watermelon

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donttakeseriously joke satire watermelon

A man and water mellon meet. what happens when they fall for eachother??






This book is for jokes only, please dont take it serioulsy.

Sorry for any spelling mistakes, i'm not the best with spelling.All Rights Reserved

donttakeseriously joke satire watermelon

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