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Sir, This is a McDonalds // BTS Crackfic

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Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

Reads 6,515
Votes 396
Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." 

In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that the real adventure they had was much more than just an adventure. 

WARNING: Everything in this book is 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙, viewer discretion is advised unless your clown wig really wants to clown the hell out of you.

(A BTS Crackfic Collaboration, Brought to You By -master_tree- and joongs_tiny_hand)All Rights Reserved

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