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Sir, This is a McDonalds // BTS Crackfic

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Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

Reads 6,575
Votes 400
Parts 16
Time 2h 45m

"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." 

In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that the real adventure they had was much more than just an adventure. 

WARNING: Everything in this book is 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙, viewer discretion is advised unless your clown wig really wants to clown the hell out of you.

(A BTS Crackfic Collaboration, Brought to You By -master_tree- and joongs_tiny_hand)All Rights Reserved

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running into him | j.jk. by malikjeon

~where Y/N keeps mysteriously running into the shampoo guy~ ~jeon jungkook au~ Y/N wasn't expecting her life to change so much when she went to the salon that day to get her hair fixed. But what happens when a guy, too hot to even walk the earth, literally has his hands in your hair? Find out. *Updated twice weekly* /short story/ /fluff/ / Contains smut / *All characters and their storylines are fictional and do not hold any resemblance to the real life of anyone mentioned in the book. BTS and the band members are their own persons and are not supposed to exactly resemble the characters brought to life in this story*

Debts to Pay {MINJOON} | BOOK 1 by NamjoonxChezzie

Book 1 Jimin sighed as he got bored in his office room. He turned his swiveling chair around so he could see Seoul in all its glory through his crystal-clear glass wall. He smirked to himself when he had thought that he has Seoul in the palm of his hands. His thoughts were soon interrupted by his right hand man. "Sir.... The Kims have escaped..." he informed. Jimin clearly didn't like the thought of people running away with his father's money... or even his. "The good news?" he asked for as propped up his elbow on his arm rest letting his head rest on his hand while is free hand danced on his desk. "They left their son you see.... His name is Kim Namjoon..." ======================================================== Top - Park Jimin Bottom - Kim Namjoon Top - Jeon Jungkook Bottom - Min Yoongi Searching up the engines and I'm like.... We need some bottom Namjoon in our lives!!!! This ship is too hot for me soooooo I don't see why not. Enjoy fellow BTS ARMY TRASH!!!

Decalcomania | JJK by kooksholland

𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮; 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. 𝗔𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲? 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳. 𝗪𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝘁, 𝗼𝗿 𝗷𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘆? ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ‼️About the book‼️ - Jungkook x mc AU - Fluff with conflicts - Includes all the members - Contains swearing, smut and mature themes - Takes place in Busan, South Korea © 2022 KOOKSHOLLAND

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~where Y/N keeps mysteriously running into the shampoo guy~ ~jeon jungkook au~ Y/N wasn't expecting her life to change so much when she went to the salon that day to get her hair fixed. But what happens when a guy, too hot to even walk the earth, literally has his hands in your hair? Find out. Updated twice weekly /short story/ /fluff/ / Contains smut / All characters and their storylines are fictional and do not hold any resemblance to the real life of anyone mentioned in the book. BTS and the band members are their own persons and are not supposed to exactly resemble the characters brought to life in this story