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A Sarcastic Villainess!

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Reads 37,876
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Parts 9
Time 31m

Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board?

It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead.

But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me.

So let's get to work:

 "I'm going to be the best villain ever"All Rights Reserved

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THE END by inks_and_dots

Everything was perfect in my life. But life is full of imperfections, isn't it? And this made me regret everything I had, I have and will have. Maybe I didn't deserve it all. And now you are about to read my story. But it begins with..... THE END

Tough Love by Eilidh_escape101

To everyone, Freya Daniels has everything anyone could ever ask for. Not to her though, she doesn't even have the opportunity to make decisions for herself. When she grows up, she is to take over her father's Oil company even though she knows nothing about it and couldn't care less. She believed her life couldn't get any worse until...... * * * "You are so naïve so I know you'll hate me for this but it's for your own good." "You're usually straight to the point dad. What is all this about?" "We're going to meet the future father-in-law of my daughter and his son" he stoically says with a hint of amusement. "WHAT!" "Calm down frey_" "How can you tell me to calm down?! You better have another secret daughter somewhere because I CANNOT be whom you're talking about" "I'm trying to protect you, trust me" "Don't even dare try to manipulate me. I don't want to run your company yet you want to force me to go to business school which I don't give a bull about and now this?!" "Oh please, the fashion thing is just a phase, you'll get over it. This world is filled with terrible people, you're so naïve, how could you possibly decide who you'll spend the rest of your life with?" "Oh and you of all people know who's right for me?" I let out a cynical laughter. * * * * Fated to Marry the shamelessly flirtatious and fun loving Aiden Savant who believes he has everything and who just like her father, does not believe in love but has the life goal of making his father's company prosper even more. Throw in trying in situations and surprises, will they happen to be what they need? Or Will their story finally combat the saying "opposites attract" and be a chaotic and ill fated match ? {If you're seeing this that means I've finally stopped procrastinating, This is my first story, I hope you like it. ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ}

Back Into Your Arms by whitedandelions001

[COMPLETED] #Ranks : #14 on 30/11/18 (category : Ex) #17 on 29/6/19 ( category : adultromance) #57 on 29/6/19 ( category: Suspense) Excerpt : "I can't believe they chose you!", I said. "Oh, so you think I knew about all this? Marrying you was the last thought in my mind ", he spoke coldly. "Look, if we are marrying each other, we have to find a way to stand each other. I can't take any more troubles in my life. So after this whole marriage thing, let's just travel our own paths, not shoving our noses into each others business. Deal? ", I asked hoping he'd say yes. "Deal", he said with a smirk "as long as you truly keep yourself to only yourself. " I narrowed my eyes and said "As if. " and walked away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ashley Payne had the perfect life. A nice family, with a cute sister, loving mother, protective father, a straight A student, and the best boyfriend in town, Liam Anderson. Both the families knew each other very well, going to Sunday brunches and weekend tours together. But everything comes to a stand-still on one night, at a party, when she finds him in bed with another girl. Two years later, after she has made herself earn a secure place in one of the top and finest clothing brand company, locking away the secret and hurt deep inside her heart. But now Liam is back. And this time it's for the worse. Revenge is all they see and all that they want. But when Liam proposes marriage, Ashley is not ready to back out in order to prove herself. The marriage does bring them close, making Ashley question the truth of the past, but with enemies lurking around, how long can they stay together ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N : It's my first book and hence I'm just getting accustomed to all the new things on Wattpad. So please bear with me on this journey <3 Love, Candy ❤️ #thelitawards2019

My Possessive Lover [MPL] by Prachishukla04

She who loved CEO stories hated when these stupid female protagonist tries to run away from male lead turning them into yandere ....... " aah, stupid who told you to comment back to him...??" " Hmph, you deserve it, being stubborn will lead you to your downfall...!!!" "omg, male lead choose me not this stupid female lead who is sneaking away from you~~~" maybe god listened to her prayers and she found herself in super possessive CEO romance novel ' My Possessive Lover '. ~~ after 19th round of play ~~ male lead : where do you think you are going baby girl? our MC : god please help me.... ........ • Cover credit goes to @pinterest. TWO CHAPTERS IN A DAY WITHIN A WEEK✓✓ ................ • 1 in #novelworld • 2 in #soulswitch • 9 in #smartfemalelead • 2 in #womanpower • 10 in #madeforeachother other books : 1) CEO daddy loves cute baby ❤️ 2) when life is darker than black.

Bounty Hunter [REWRITTEN VERSION] by ATTiger

"Captain, please reconsider. There's no way I'll be able to work with her. She's reckless, she doesn't follow orders, and she's a danger to the operation. Bounty hunters will sell out anything for the right price. What makes you think we can trust her?" "I'm not asking you to trust her. I'm asking you to trust me." "I do. But I don't need her, Captain, I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own..." * * * Maize Ember is the most cunning and most feared Bounty Hunter in all of New York City. She's ruthless, but she's the best. She can take down any criminal, she can fight any bad guy, and most importantly, she does not take crap from anyone. Not even Alec West, the top ranked detective in the precinct and her unspoken competitive rival. But when a new case comes to light, and Alec and Maize find themselves going on a high risk mission, together, they can't believe it. With the help of each other they must protect a long ago friend of Alec's, an undercover cop that holds valuable information that could bring down the Crime Syndicate that has been terrorizing the streets for years. Can they put their distasteful feelings towards each other aside for the sake of the mission? Alec doesn't think he can trust anyone. Maize doesn't trust anyone. What will the two do when they realize they stumbled into something much bigger than themselves - and that an old ghost from Maize's past might be back to haunt them both? It all comes down to a game of cat and mouse... Featured on Wattpad reading lists: •Mystery Thriller •Action •General fiction •Dangerous Love #1 mystery-thriller 08-09-20 #1 spy 08-08-20 #4 detective 10-22-20 #1 nypd 03-14-20 #4 fbiagent 07-11-20 #1 hatelove 10-15-20 #11 bounty hunter 01-08-21 #10 hatelove 02-28-21 #10 strongfemalecharacter 06-12-21 Includes: Action/Adventure/Romance/Humour/Mystery/Suspense/And a whole lot of kicking but ;)

Forget the plot, let's become a Runaway Witch! by MagpieWithAQuill

Isn't it said that you should give away what you don't use? After losing my life, I became the Villainess in a novel I didn't even finish. That was alright; I had asked for this second chance, after all. Even if I didn't think my desperate pleas were going to be answered like this, I would not waste this chance. Living with my family was comfortable, but my ambitions were big. Still, the first thing to do was to evade the death flags. For that, I have to evade the Crown Prince at all costs. As a commoner, if he sees me and takes me as a concubine like in the original, it will be very troublesome. But what is this!? Didn't my parents tell you I was sick? Go away and enjoy the festival, and leave me alone! We don't know each other! If he is so insistent on taking me with him, then there is no other choice: I will run away from home! Mother, father, Lanto...I'm sorry. I hope your heads don't roll because of this. I sincerely enjoyed our time together. I learnt a lot from my father. Maybe becoming a wandering witch is not so bad... ... Isn't this how reincarnation stories usually go? With an obsessed male lead who suddenly shows interest in the reincarnated protagonist? But I'm completely honest when I say I will never marry or fall in love with this dude. And no, it's not just the usual 'protagonist who will later be proved wrong' talk. I will not let this become a cliche, damn it!

Roses for Rachel by Shelby_Painter

I was sure the worst thing to ever happen to me would be being kidnapped, and sure, that was pretty bad. However, what was worse was being kidnapped, held captive for years, and then being auctioned off to the highest bidder. I thought maybe I had caught a little break when I found out that me and five other girls were being sold to royalty, but I should have known something about that wasn't right either. Under the cover of eternal darkness, and deep beneath the ground, was a whole world I never even dreamed existed in my wildest dreams. It was a world that promised to be more than anything I could imagine. The people who bought us told us we would have the luxurious life of a princess, but there were only two catches... 1. We would be competing against each other for the affection of the Prince who would change our whole lives by picking one of us to rule at his side. 2. That prince just happened to be a vampire.

By Day and by Night by CrimsynAnalysis

Through the darkness, the computer screen illuminated the pale skin of Adelae's face around the black mask. Scrolling through the submitted questions, she came across one that made her smile. "Dear Lady Shade," She read aloud to herself. "Why did you choose to be a villain instead of a hero?" She chuckled, shaking her head at the simple, loaded question, before selecting it and opening the page to write a reply. "Hello Blogger KittyStan41. I bet you're expecting the classic tragic backstory in response to this question." she typed. " Dead parents, treated like trash as a kid, and it all came to a choice between rising to defeat my inner demons or succumbing to them. Well, my real answer is possibly something you haven't considered about the world of Heroes and Villains. Answer this for me, what is the goal of a hero? To make the world a better place, perhaps? No, dear KittyStan41. The classic goals of the Hero might seem epic and noble, but in the end it all comes down to stopping the Villain. What kind of life is that, when your only goals derive from the actions of someone else? Your whole life is used up as a preventative measure. Now does that sound like a good way to live? "I chose to be a villain not because I enjoy hurting people, but because I have goals that I plan to achieve. Don't bother asking what they are. If I told you, everyone would know, and people (baby heroes) would get in the way. Then how would I achieve them? I aspire to more. Is there need for a better reason?"

𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ'𝓈 𝒞𝒽ℴ𝒾𝒸ℯ by author_mayalara

"Are you sure you're one of the girls? You seem like a spy to me. Are you spy, Arabella?" My name rolled of his tongue perfectly and I stood completely still as he took another step closer to me. "You know, it's my job to eliminate spies." "Eliminate me huh? I'd like to see you try." I was surprised by my response, just as much as he was, and he raised one of his perfectly shaped eyebrows at me. "Is that a challenge? I like a challenge." *** I never wanted any of the lives set out for me. Unfortunately in the new world where the monarchy has taken over, there was never a choice for a girl like me. At 18, I'm forced to leave the academy. It's a horrible place where young girls are groomed to become the perfect wives, and yet it's the only home I've ever know . Now I'll either become a human incubator, breeding children for the kingdom, or sold at auction to a man who would make me his wife and slave. Little did I know I would become a chosen one. Forced to compete in the coming-of-age competition to win the heart of the Prince and the crown. All were terrible fates, but only one included him. ___________________________________________ - completed - Mature sexual content Cover credits go to Devilishwritings

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THE END

Everything was perfect in my life. But life is full of imperfections, isn't it? And this made me regret everything I had, I have and will have. Maybe I didn't deserve it all. And now you are about to read my story. But it begins with..... THE END