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A Sarcastic Villainess!

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Reads 37,730
Votes 1,478
Parts 9
Time 31m

Pretty, daughter of a duke, with a good body and a good family, and yet they choose an ironing board?

It just means that the problem is theirs I'm obviously perfect, I may be a villain but I'm too cute to end up in prison or dead.

But I will not run away I will become the best villain ever, so good that they will not even be able to kill me.

So let's get to work:

 "I'm going to be the best villain ever"All Rights Reserved

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By Day and by Night by CrimsynAnalysis

Through the darkness, the computer screen illuminated the pale skin of Adelae's face around the black mask. Scrolling through the submitted questions, she came across one that made her smile. "Dear Lady Shade," She read aloud to herself. "Why did you choose to be a villain instead of a hero?" She chuckled, shaking her head at the simple, loaded question, before selecting it and opening the page to write a reply. "Hello Blogger KittyStan41. I bet you're expecting the classic tragic backstory in response to this question." she typed. " Dead parents, treated like trash as a kid, and it all came to a choice between rising to defeat my inner demons or succumbing to them. Well, my real answer is possibly something you haven't considered about the world of Heroes and Villains. Answer this for me, what is the goal of a hero? To make the world a better place, perhaps? No, dear KittyStan41. The classic goals of the Hero might seem epic and noble, but in the end it all comes down to stopping the Villain. What kind of life is that, when your only goals derive from the actions of someone else? Your whole life is used up as a preventative measure. Now does that sound like a good way to live? "I chose to be a villain not because I enjoy hurting people, but because I have goals that I plan to achieve. Don't bother asking what they are. If I told you, everyone would know, and people (baby heroes) would get in the way. Then how would I achieve them? I aspire to more. Is there need for a better reason?"

𝕀 𝔹𝔼ℂ𝔸𝕄𝔼 𝔸 𝕊𝕀𝔻𝔼 ℂℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸ℂ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕋ℝ𝔸𝕊ℍ ℕ𝕆𝕍𝔼𝕃 by ThunderDragon543

I died in my previous life because of an incurable disease. I thought My life has ended "It's the end for me" but seems like I had another story waiting for me. "Oh My baby...!" A beautiful women in her mid 30's called. I guess she's my mother. "She looks just like you" A handsome Man also in his mid 30's said. He must be my father. "Wow...! She's soo tiny" A boy atleast 5-6 year old. At last, He's my brother. "What should we name her, honey?" My father asked. "Shurina. Shurina Agnes" My mother named me. Wait- Shurina? Agnes??? ISN'T IT THE NAME OF A SIDE CHARACTER IN THE NOVEL "Saintess that runs a business"??!!! What do I do? It seems like I've been reincarnated in a Novel that I read in my past life. Hmph. But who cares?! I'll live my life lavishly!! "Shurina!!! Let's hangout!" Oh. I forgot. Shurina Agnes was the FL's Bestfriend. Here goes my Peaceful and Lavish life. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* This book might contain some grammar and spelling mistakes. Please ignore that. There won't be any mature content. Just some Foul language.

My Side by nicolereads2007

This is a story from a villains perspective. I'm Kit. Just Kit. My parents were expecting a boy when I was born. I was meant to be the greatest villain of all time. They thought a boy would be better for the job, but they got me. I was raised as they would've raised a son. I trained hard. I never went to school. Until now. I am fifteen years old and my mission is to take the best Hero's son. People don't get what made me this way, ruthless, emotionless, deadly... I am here to tell you why I am the way I am. I am Kit and this is MY SIDE.

YOU NEVER EXPECT by joy_bliry

"I'm the most eligible bachelor of America I'm a billionaire and you're rejecting me" "YES" "Tell me what you want I'll give you anything" " Anything?" "Yes" "I want money" I want money. These words hurt me so much. She's also like others just behind money. Golddigger. Why had I thought that she is different ? But why do I care? I only want this marriage for 18 months. AGE:24 An arrogant possessive billionaire married a girl for his family house. As the house is the last thing of his family. He has lost his parents when he was just 6 His bad past is the cause of his cold behavior. AGE:18 A middle class girl came abroad far from her family to study on scholarship. She had to agree to him because of her need of money for her mother's surgery. She is intelligent, caring, responsible but at the same time childish and clumsy also. She can bright anyone's day. A ray of light in his dark life. Will he be ever able to understand her? Or it'll be too late to regret? He don't like when someone talk back to him but she does He hurt her but she cared for him Will he realize his mistake or his past will ruin their life? Story which will make you happy sad laugh and cry at same time There's more to explore inside it. Read and find out Because what'll happen YOU NEVER EXPECT

LUCIAN by Cuddlewithmeincouch

"Maybe she's born with it." _____________________________ "Who are you Smurfs talking about ?" He started to ponder after hearing his siblings conversation "Na-Nothing, just about so-someone who reminded me of you while I was apart" "say more " "It doesn't requires your attention, Brother " " I don't think so, It intrigues me , you continue ." °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Spill it out " she said with her emotionless voice " I want you to marry one of my best friend's sons " "Shit" someone muttered as a whisper "Ohh ok , then what else my dear daddy want me to do for you ? Huh ? " they were able to see only a slight change of expression on her face , for the first time in the past few weeks , since they met her again . •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• She only knows about abundance and pain . She is powerful , wise and ruthless but has one weakness, her Babies. He knows how to be ruthless,and torture his enemies perfectly but doesn't know about how to handle a soul which has been broken multiple times . Would he be willing to kneel before her just to win her heart? Or perhaps he will the one to break it once again?? __________________________________ They say a person who carries the whole world on their shoulders is the one who gets crushed the most . Some shows their scars but few hide it with Conceler.... However one should try to win one's own battle . <<<<<<>>>>>> This is my first ever book and I don't think there will be someone who will try to copy mine, am I right?? Be good kids . ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ More emotional drama !! LGBTQ content ? may appear.. Mature content ? for sure ! Abuse? A little bit Spicy parts ? Ofcourse

My Possessive Lover [MPL] by Prachishukla04

She who loved CEO stories hated when these stupid female protagonist tries to run away from male lead turning them into yandere ....... " aah, stupid who told you to comment back to him...??" " Hmph, you deserve it, being stubborn will lead you to your downfall...!!!" "omg, male lead choose me not this stupid female lead who is sneaking away from you~~~" maybe god listened to her prayers and she found herself in super possessive CEO romance novel ' My Possessive Lover '. ~~ after 19th round of play ~~ male lead : where do you think you are going baby girl? our MC : god please help me.... ........ • Cover credit goes to @pinterest. TWO CHAPTERS IN A DAY WITHIN A WEEK✓✓ ................ • 1 in #novelworld • 2 in #soulswitch • 9 in #smartfemalelead • 2 in #womanpower • 10 in #madeforeachother other books : 1) CEO daddy loves cute baby ❤️ 2) when life is darker than black.

THE END by inks_and_dots

Everything was perfect in my life. But life is full of imperfections, isn't it? And this made me regret everything I had, I have and will have. Maybe I didn't deserve it all. And now you are about to read my story. But it begins with..... THE END

Tough Love by Eilidh_escape101

To everyone, Freya Daniels has everything anyone could ever ask for. Not to her though, she doesn't even have the opportunity to make decisions for herself. When she grows up, she is to take over her father's Oil company even though she knows nothing about it and couldn't care less. She believed her life couldn't get any worse until...... * * * "You are so naïve so I know you'll hate me for this but it's for your own good." "You're usually straight to the point dad. What is all this about?" "We're going to meet the future father-in-law of my daughter and his son" he stoically says with a hint of amusement. "WHAT!" "Calm down frey_" "How can you tell me to calm down?! You better have another secret daughter somewhere because I CANNOT be whom you're talking about" "I'm trying to protect you, trust me" "Don't even dare try to manipulate me. I don't want to run your company yet you want to force me to go to business school which I don't give a bull about and now this?!" "Oh please, the fashion thing is just a phase, you'll get over it. This world is filled with terrible people, you're so naïve, how could you possibly decide who you'll spend the rest of your life with?" "Oh and you of all people know who's right for me?" I let out a cynical laughter. * * * * Fated to Marry the shamelessly flirtatious and fun loving Aiden Savant who believes he has everything and who just like her father, does not believe in love but has the life goal of making his father's company prosper even more. Throw in trying in situations and surprises, will they happen to be what they need? Or Will their story finally combat the saying "opposites attract" and be a chaotic and ill fated match ? {If you're seeing this that means I've finally stopped procrastinating, This is my first story, I hope you like it. ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ}

𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ'𝓈 𝒞𝒽ℴ𝒾𝒸ℯ by author_mayalara

"Are you sure you're one of the girls? You seem like a spy to me. Are you spy, Arabella?" My name rolled of his tongue perfectly and I stood completely still as he took another step closer to me. "You know, it's my job to eliminate spies." "Eliminate me huh? I'd like to see you try." I was surprised by my response, just as much as he was, and he raised one of his perfectly shaped eyebrows at me. "Is that a challenge? I like a challenge." *** I never wanted any of the lives set out for me. Unfortunately in the new world where the monarchy has taken over, there was never a choice for a girl like me. At 18, I'm forced to leave the academy. It's a horrible place where young girls are groomed to become the perfect wives, and yet it's the only home I've ever know . Now I'll either become a human incubator, breeding children for the kingdom, or sold at auction to a man who would make me his wife and slave. Little did I know I would become a chosen one. Forced to compete in the coming-of-age competition to win the heart of the Prince and the crown. All were terrible fates, but only one included him. ___________________________________________ - completed - Mature sexual content Cover credits go to Devilishwritings

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By Day and by Night cover

𝕀 𝔹𝔼ℂ𝔸𝕄𝔼 𝔸 𝕊𝕀𝔻𝔼 ℂℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸ℂ𝕋𝔼ℝ 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕋ℝ𝔸𝕊ℍ ℕ𝕆𝕍𝔼𝕃 cover

YOU NEVER EXPECT cover

My Possessive Lover [MPL] cover

Tough Love cover

𝒯𝒽ℯ 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ'𝓈 𝒞𝒽ℴ𝒾𝒸ℯ cover

By Day and by Night

Through the darkness, the computer screen illuminated the pale skin of Adelae's face around the black mask. Scrolling through the submitted questions, she came across one that made her smile. "Dear Lady Shade," She read aloud to herself. "Why did you choose to be a villain instead of a hero?" She chuckled, shaking her head at the simple, loaded question, before selecting it and opening the page to write a reply. "Hello Blogger KittyStan41. I bet you're expecting the classic tragic backstory in response to this question." she typed. " Dead parents, treated like trash as a kid, and it all came to a choice between rising to defeat my inner demons or succumbing to them. Well, my real answer is possibly something you haven't considered about the world of Heroes and Villains. Answer this for me, what is the goal of a hero? To make the world a better place, perhaps? No, dear KittyStan41. The classic goals of the Hero might seem epic and noble, but in the end it all comes down to stopping the Villain. What kind of life is that, when your only goals derive from the actions of someone else? Your whole life is used up as a preventative measure. Now does that sound like a good way to live? "I chose to be a villain not because I enjoy hurting people, but because I have goals that I plan to achieve. Don't bother asking what they are. If I told you, everyone would know, and people (baby heroes) would get in the way. Then how would I achieve them? I aspire to more. Is there need for a better reason?"