Lemon Jester does it again (69 Follower Special)

Once, on my conversations board, I said that if I hit 69 followers I'd throw a party. Tom (@TheNeonBunny) replied saying that I should do a 69 follower book with lemons of all my ships because it was a fanfiction rule. Now, I know this isn't true because Tom didn't do it, and literally no one else I know has done it, but I'm the lemon jester so i'm gonna do it anyways.

If anyone's looking for someone to blame, blame Tom. They made me think of this. This is your fault lol. This only exists because of you.

thanks tho i was in a writer's block and now i can finally write this
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sO UH

i left for two days and when i come back surprise surprise ten people have followed me so actually rn i have 71 followers

but i also have 69 followers and it looks like they all followed me at once so ha

so uh
i'm gonna either write until i get 69 smuts or until i run out of ships
so nyeh

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and also its gonna be steamy times instead of sexy times bc i dont want to be banned by my tablet for writing lems