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Soviet Baguette- Official planning book
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Ongoing, First published Aug 19, 2020
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Come join us as we take over the world. Get a role and see **OUR** plans. All hail the communistic baguette.  (Book is a little dead right now, @ some members or reply yo previous convos to spice it up)

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