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Sort of Deadly

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*Sequel to 'Sort Of Dead'*
*Kindly read the previous installment beforehand*

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"You know the feeling when you see a glass jar filled with perfectly round, colorful marbles, and you just want to put one - or two, or three - in your mouth, even though you know it's dangerous and can kill you?

Right. Hold that thought. We'll come back to it." 
_______________________________________

Not all dreams terminate when you wake up. Some last longer. 

And some can take over your reality. 

After the party's victorious return to {Undisclosed}, it takes them a while to coze up to their silly, mundane lives. The sail's smooth . . . at least until Bee starts having those awful nightmares. Those very REAL nightmares. 

The bookworm finds herself in such a fix - oh, boy, wait for this - that she can't think a way out of it. She's pretty certain she's going to die. It's her friends that she is more worried about.   


--Have fun! All of your favorite characters are back in this one, and then some! Laugh and sob and cheer them on!

#completed

{ Awesome cover by @jaszthewayyoulikeit }


Pst scrpt: I know this blurb sucks.

***All rights reserved: Do not recreate or plagiarise. This is an original work.***All Rights Reserved

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You die. Game over? Not quite. Welcome to the Afterlife Crucible. Every millennium, lost souls battle for a second shot at life. Forget everything you thought you knew about the afterlife. It's not pearly gates and harps - it's a ruthless gauntlet dreamed up by bored gods with a sick sense of humour. Your regrets become weapons, your sins are armour, and your secrets? Just ammo for your rivals. This is a no-holds-barred war where only the most devious spirits get to breathe again. You'll face nightmares that make Hell look like Disneyland, and opponents who'd sell their own mothers for a chance to win. Ready to fight for your life... after death? I sure as hell wasn't. There I was, barely keeping my head above water, when some prick decided to punch my ticket early. But let's face it - my chances of winning are slimmer than my ex's conscience. Who am I? Jane Doe. Just another dead girl in a sea of corpses... a junkie, a fuckup, a waste of oxygen. Or so I thought...

Attracted to danger by Nova100129180

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