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[FOR LEGAL REASONS: THIS IS A JOKE, AND NOT FACT BASED AT ALL. PAUL RYAN IS STRAIGHT AND MARRIED AND THAT IS OKAY. HE DID NOT DO ANY OF THINGS IN THIS BOOK (AFAIK)]
Enjoy some one-shots of our favorite Sasquatch and Shortcake (aka Shane and Ryan)
UPDATED DESCRIPTION: Before reading, I would just like to state that I mean no disrespect or anything of the sort by these writings. They are pure fiction and remain just that. I also do not own BuzzFeed or anything/one else mentioned in these works. I would like to acknowledge that I fully respect and support Ryan and Shane's personal lives and have no mean intentions with this book. Alright, thank you guys for reading this- now let's get on with the fiction ~~