Sans AUs x Reader Oneshots [because i can]

heya there, UnnamedNeko the piece of trash here! speaking of trash, would you like to fuck the smiley trashbag? or maybe an alternate version of him? well, by golly you're in luck! there's just a few things i need to put out there, and we'll be set!

Sanses that i know:
Classic [Undertale]
Edge [Underfell]
Blueberry [Underswap]
Geno [Aftertale]
Error [Errortale]
Reaper [Reapertale]
Sci [Sciencetale]
Lust [Underlust]

so those are all the Sanses that i know, and those are the ones i'll be taking requests for. also, Sans x Reader and Sans x Sans are both very much welcome, but the Sans x Sans honestly depends on the ship for me. sorry, i'm really picky, but i'm doing this book for me as well.

Ships i'll do [there aren't many]:
Classic x Edge
Sci x Edge
Reaper x Geno

that's... that's it. damn, not many but oh well. anyways, i'll do different kinds of oneshots

Oneshots i'll do:
Smut - ♡
Fluff - ♧
Angst - ♤

anyways, that's all you need to know! just remember, i might one day learn how to do more Sanses, so you can check and see if the one you want to request gets on the list if he isn't already. happy reading, and hope you have a Sansationally good time~