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You Sir Are No Gentleman - (boyxboy)

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I never asked to be here, I don't want to be here!  As a matter of fact, being stuck in some weird cave with a group of sexy men...well one in particular...isn't very appealing.  Okay...maybe it is.  So sue me!

I watch as his eyes scan my body, studying me with his stoic expressionless face.  He had just thrown me from his shoulder onto a pile of animal furs.  Wait...fur?!  I'm against the use of animals for fur...dang!

Did I mention he just threw me down like a sack of potatoes?  What a gentleman!

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I am Theo and You, Sir, Are No Gentleman!"All Rights Reserved

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Lucky Day (THIAM) by PiccionaMalandrina

So, that just happened. It's his lucky day and there's now a dagger planted in his guts. This is so unfair honestly. Liam is so disappointed by the world. You can't even follow beautiful strangers in dark and narrow alleys without being stabbed nowadays. Ridiculous. And as if having the blade of a dagger all the way up in his intestines wasn't painful enough, Theo is now trying to twist it around while still holding the handle. Liam just wanted to save his dog and have babies with him and Theo is literally trying to gut him. That's what you get for being nice and helpful to hot people. "You know what? This is the third fucking time you've stabbed me! You aren't getting this knife back. It's mine now."

I was rejected. .yet I still want him by Anakosakamaki100

Hi, I'm Damon. . and I'm the omega of my pack. So I get bullied, especially by the alpha's son, Derick. After finishing the preparations for Derek's 18th birthday party, I walked back directly towards my room, hoping nobody saw me. Everybody was screaming in joy and celebrating, but it's not really a "BIG" deal, he'll just begin looking for his mate and then. . . knock on my door and whisper in a husky voice "Mate"?? We'll have sex and then I'll wake up the next day in the cold dark basement instead of in my mates arms?!?...WHAT?!?!

The Older Man (BoyxBoy) by Kandyapple

"Good, you're early. Perfect. Come with me." From the tour Don gave me yesterday I knew he was taking me to the kitchen. I guess I'm about to find out why. "Make me that wicked cup of coffee you spoke about." God, his accent. "As you wish, sir," I said with a mock British accent. "And what flavor do you prefer?" I asked, looking at the variety of International Delight creamers. "Pick the one you like." His voice was smooth and soft as he said that. I couldn't stop myself from smiling or turning around to look at him. He had his butt resting against the counter. He had his arms crossed over his chest and one foot over the other as he watched me. I felt my breathing pick up at how sexy he looked. My God. He wore high water pants, this time green, and boat shoes instead of loafers. Someway somehow he managed to pull off a leather jacket with that outfit. I don't know much about fashion but I would not even dare to put those two together. I could tell he had really broad shoulders. An image flashed through my mind. I had my hands underneath his arms and my fingernails digging into his shoulder as he backed me up against a wall and wrap my legs around his waist, fucking me hard against the wall. Jesus Christ, I hope Tommy doesn't ask me about him again because he's going to be very pissed if I tell him I imagined my boss banging me against the wall.

KinnPorsche "The Hidden Message" by AShine21

After my mother died, I worked hard to support myself and my younger brother, who is now the reason I must face this life with courage. It wasn't as easy as I had thought, since I had to work many jobs to pay our expenses, especially since we are both students. When I met Kin, our lives got even more chaotic. ***** "I'm not going to be your husband!Kinn! " I shouted at Kinn, pointing my finger in his direction. "Even if lightning hits me today, I will not agree! "No matter what it takes!" "Then it's wonderful because I don't want to be married to you either, and if you marry me, you won't be my husband, but rather my wife," Kinn smirked, making me even angrier. "F*** you! I'll never spread my legs in front of you like a slut!" I yelled and ran over to the couch to fetch my bag. "Becareful what you are saying you might swallow it back" Kinn has an uncanny ability to irritate me. I didn't respond to what he said, instead stroding out of the room quicker. -☆Shine21 REMINDER: ~This is mostly for fanfiction!

Love In The Moonlight (BXB) by Ashe_frost

Lyle Hattaway is a very social person. He's feisty, Funny, Caring, Has great fashion sense, Openly gay and most of all, he hates Assholes. He has a very supportive family, Overprotective brothers and Ride or die friends. After going abroad for 10 years with his mom, it's time to go back to their pack 'The Moonlight Pack'. The only thing that he hates about going back, is seeing his childhood nemesis, Adrian Thorne. The 2nd Son of the Alpha. Will they still hate each other's guts? Or will fate, and the challenges along their way bring them closer than ever? WARNING : Mature Content on later chapters. ~~~~ "Fuck you." I snapped at him. "No, I'll fuck you." He said while smirking at me. Little did I know that our little quarrel will turn into reality when I reach my 18th birthday and realize that he's my....MY MATE?!! OH FUCK THE HEAVENS! How did my life turn Into a nightmare?! Or so I thought..... ••••• Ranks❤️👑👑 #1 bxblove : 9/27/2020 #1 bxb : 10/27/2020 #1 mates : 11/3/2020 #1 Paranormalromance : 10/04/2020 #2 gaylove : 9/29/2020 #3 paranormal : 10/27/2020 #3 hotguys : 10/06/2020 #5 comedy : 11/05/2020 #5 boyxboy : 11/11/2020 #5 enemiestolovers : 12/05/2020 #6 Mpreg : 9/20/2020 #7 LGBT : 11/24/2020

Lacking Conviction (BoyxBoy) by recognisedFailure

First ever story. Feedback is welcomed. MATURE - (Themes of BDSM too. Be warned!) (BoyxBoy) "It wasn't just me..." I weakly protested, immediately regretting it as he slammed his fist into the wall, a few inches left from my face. "I don't give a damn! You will make it up to me." He looked at me unpleased, his tone leaving no room for argument. Make it up to him? "How do you expect me to do that?" I tried to glare at him, losing conviction when his dark look made me avert my eyes. "I'll think of something." He said cruelly, and by the look on his face, I wasn't going to enjoy it whatsoever. What have I gotten myself into...

Forever His by KaedeT

It was now nighttime and I returned to my room which was very dark. The curtains were closed, strange I'm sure it was open this morning... Whatever. I put my bag down and went straight into the shower. I didn't spend a long time inside cause I was very tired and wanted to sleep. It was an exhausting day, I searched for some work, but like usual I failed... I sighted. I went out of the bathroom with only a towel around my waist and started to sit down when someone pushed me into the floor. Shit! Who was that? What did he want? I was very afraid and I had a lot of question passing my mind in this few seconds but didn't want to submit to my aggressor. I groaned and tried to get myself up, but he... Yeah, he was too strong and big to be she... Put his knee on my back and started to tie my hands together with some rope. Was he trying to kidnap or tie me? I froze in fear for a few seconds and stopped moving. I suppose he let his guard down since I stopped struggling, so I took this chance and flipped us over. It was now my turn to be on top and somehow succeeded to untie myself. I was lucky he didn't have time to fully tie me yet, so it was kind of easy. It was dark, so I couldn't see his face, but I still put my hands around his throat and started to strangle him a bit. 'W-Who are you and w-what do y-you want?' I asked trying to hide my fear that I miserably failed. '...' He still didn't respond, I was starting to loose control on myself. His silence was killing me and I started to shake in fear. Then he spoke and caught all my attention: 'You're so cute when you're afraid pet.' I froze, I recognized this voice and my fear turned to be true. All the struggling to escape, to disappear, to forget about him now came back in an instant. I was now trembling constantly losing all control of my body, my hand lets go of the man throat and all I could do was shakily say: 'Dimitri...' THIS IS A BOYXBOY STORY, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

Truth or Dare? No war. by Kelsey_Writes_AE

"Its time."he says grabbing my hand and running to the back of the stage, then I look at my watch, its only 7:45 it doesn't start till 8:00, "Its not time yet."I say, once we teach the stage. "I know."he says, "I thought I would save you from them."he says,I smile and hug him really tight, for like 3 minutes. "Thank you." I say pulling back, smiling. "Your welcome." hes says, smiling. Wait! Four-smiling? what? "Oh my gash!"I yell with a fake shocked looked on my face, he looks concerned, "What? What's wrong?" he asks, I start laughing and say, "You smiled! For the first time!"I say, he glares and starts chasing me, then I fall over a chair.

CHANGES IN MY LIFE [BibleBuild] ManxMan by BiBu013

Another BIBLEBUILD FANFICTION Manxman/ BoyxBoy Thank you for coming into my life and changing it for the better. . ---------------⬇️sneak peek⬇️----------------- He lean his back on his chair, and bring my hand again, and clasped them together. "You know, I've got so many relationships in the past but none of them, I asked myself to be their boyfriend. They are the ones who are always asking me to be their boyfriend," he confessed I want to tease him for being full of himself, but he beat me to it. "You're thinking that I'm being full of myself again right?" then he looks at me sulking I just give him a cheeky smile. "But it's true, I never asked anyone, now it's up to you to believe it or not," he murmured while shrugging "Okay fine, I will believe you now," I told him because I saw him pouting now. "Thanks, love," then he gave me an air kiss. We stayed silent for a couple of minutes, the only thing you can here was the sound of the sea and some insects that are buzzing around. "You know why I took you here?" he started talking again. "Continue," "Because I want you to remember us, me, every time you remember this place, or even go here. I'm not saying that you forgot about your past, but I want you to remember me too when you come here," he's back in his serious/emotional mode again. Started: October 18, 2022 Ended: December 6, 2022

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Lucky Day (THIAM)

So, that just happened. It's his lucky day and there's now a dagger planted in his guts. This is so unfair honestly. Liam is so disappointed by the world. You can't even follow beautiful strangers in dark and narrow alleys without being stabbed nowadays. Ridiculous. And as if having the blade of a dagger all the way up in his intestines wasn't painful enough, Theo is now trying to twist it around while still holding the handle. Liam just wanted to save his dog and have babies with him and Theo is literally trying to gut him. That's what you get for being nice and helpful to hot people. "You know what? This is the third fucking time you've stabbed me! You aren't getting this knife back. It's mine now."