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You Sir Are No Gentleman - (boyxboy)

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I never asked to be here, I don't want to be here!  As a matter of fact, being stuck in some weird cave with a group of sexy men...well one in particular...isn't very appealing.  Okay...maybe it is.  So sue me!

I watch as his eyes scan my body, studying me with his stoic expressionless face.  He had just thrown me from his shoulder onto a pile of animal furs.  Wait...fur?!  I'm against the use of animals for fur...dang!

Did I mention he just threw me down like a sack of potatoes?  What a gentleman!

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I am Theo and You, Sir, Are No Gentleman!"All Rights Reserved

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Love Bites (boyxboy) by avery642

I remember them pushing me into a wall, I remember them kicking me and stepping on me, it got so bad that I couldn't even scream anymore, I remember them leaving me for dead, but I didn't stay that way. I've never been normal, I've never been the cool kid, the funny guy, the hot guy in 11th grade, I've always just been the weird, ugly, stupid, gay kid. Growing up in a small town was never a benefit for overly friendly Abel Crosswell, but what would he expect, being the only gay kid in his little high school. Even though Abel constantly got bullied for his unattractiveness, manipulated because of his kindness, and beat up because of his homosexuality, he constantly had a warm smile on his face. But there's only so much one boy can take, but after getting jumped and surviving, will an impending sickness just be the thing he needs to become a man, or will his new found thirst for blood and obsession with knowledge be the second death of him. "Curiosity killed the cat"

Lucky Day (THIAM) by PiccionaMalandrina

So, that just happened. It's his lucky day and there's now a dagger planted in his guts. This is so unfair honestly. Liam is so disappointed by the world. You can't even follow beautiful strangers in dark and narrow alleys without being stabbed nowadays. Ridiculous. And as if having the blade of a dagger all the way up in his intestines wasn't painful enough, Theo is now trying to twist it around while still holding the handle. Liam just wanted to save his dog and have babies with him and Theo is literally trying to gut him. That's what you get for being nice and helpful to hot people. "You know what? This is the third fucking time you've stabbed me! You aren't getting this knife back. It's mine now."

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❝"Milo please tell me this is you?" "...Yea, it's me." I bitting back a smile as my arms subconsciously drifted around him. One hug. One hug wouldn't hurt. One sentimental moment wouldn't hurt. "I've missed you." He hugged tighter, and I felt like I was going to snap. "M-Me too, but you're going to fucking snap me in half if you hug any tighter." I gasped and I felt him quickly let go and pull away. "Sorry. I just didn't think I'd see you after so long." He looked at my outfit. "You changed your style." "You too." I say. He has on white shorts that has two draw strings lazily hanging, with a plain black shirt. I clear my throat, "Yea, I just wanted to say hey to my new roommate, but um- yea, see you!" I quickly dart down the stairs, my face was getting redder by the second. I didn't want him to suspect I still like him. But my wrist was caught by a hand when I made it to the living room. "Did I do something wrong?" "No, why would you think that." I try to play it off with a laugh, but it was an awkward laugh, like I was nervous. Which I was. And he clearly caught on. "Because you're literally running away." I hear walking and I look up, and shit. There was Damien. His signature dragon tattoo on his arm, the soft green eyes his and everything that made him, him. He looked up and saw us. His eyelids raised as his mouth opened a little. "Caleb... Milo?"❞ _________ 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 (07/28/24) 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 (11/15/24)

Her Protector #1 by antheas

*UNDERGOING EDITING* *COMPLETED* HIGHEST RANKING #14 TEEN FICTION/ #5 HUMOUR/ #2 CHICKLIT/ #1 CLICHE "Your skin is so soft." He muttered trailing his lips down my neck. I gulp as his hands grip my small waist. He moved his hands down to my bum and put me so I was straddling his hips. My hands lay on his chest as he kissed my face. "You are mine Audrey only mine." *WARNING* This book was published a few years ago when I was younger. I am very well aware about some parts coming off as cringy and I've debated whether or not on leaving them be. I've decided to leave a few parts there as they were a few years ago so I can always come back and see how much I've improved. Please be considerate on what you comment and enjoy the book. I promise it gets better passing the first 3 to 4 chapters. PG-13 This book is my book. My as in I own it. I'm working hard on this book for it to have a smooth plot and such. If anyone sees this book in other sites please inform me. All Rights Reserved.

Jesse's Redemption (manxman /werewolf || #lgbt) by notbackingdown

Sequel to Want You Back. ******** For every action, there's a reaction. Too bad Jesse learned the hard way. His actions, his careless words, took something precious from his family. Broke his family. Is there any way to redeem himself? He doesn't believe so. But he does everything he possibly can to make up for what he's done. **** Being Eric Moore Hardcore Pornstar. That was easy. I knew what was expected of me. Then everything changed. Changes, things I don't understand. Questions I couldn't answer. Then there's Jesse. My mate. But how can I be a mate when I don't have a wolf. I mean I'm not sure if I did. Why don't I have a connection like everyone else. I wish everyone would forget I did the special things. It's not like I liked it. I just didn't want to be punished. I wish I wasn't a kid trapped in a grown up's body. I wish Jesse would love me. I wish he didn't hate himself. Wishes upon wishes. Will they ever come true?

Can't Stand You by Ellebell26

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The Older Man (BoyxBoy) by Kandyapple

"Good, you're early. Perfect. Come with me." From the tour Don gave me yesterday I knew he was taking me to the kitchen. I guess I'm about to find out why. "Make me that wicked cup of coffee you spoke about." God, his accent. "As you wish, sir," I said with a mock British accent. "And what flavor do you prefer?" I asked, looking at the variety of International Delight creamers. "Pick the one you like." His voice was smooth and soft as he said that. I couldn't stop myself from smiling or turning around to look at him. He had his butt resting against the counter. He had his arms crossed over his chest and one foot over the other as he watched me. I felt my breathing pick up at how sexy he looked. My God. He wore high water pants, this time green, and boat shoes instead of loafers. Someway somehow he managed to pull off a leather jacket with that outfit. I don't know much about fashion but I would not even dare to put those two together. I could tell he had really broad shoulders. An image flashed through my mind. I had my hands underneath his arms and my fingernails digging into his shoulder as he backed me up against a wall and wrap my legs around his waist, fucking me hard against the wall. Jesus Christ, I hope Tommy doesn't ask me about him again because he's going to be very pissed if I tell him I imagined my boss banging me against the wall.

Don't let me burn alone by MBlack_93

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In the Closet (boy x boy) by lI0I0Il

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I remember them pushing me into a wall, I remember them kicking me and stepping on me, it got so bad that I couldn't even scream anymore, I remember them leaving me for dead, but I didn't stay that way. I've never been normal, I've never been the cool kid, the funny guy, the hot guy in 11th grade, I've always just been the weird, ugly, stupid, gay kid. Growing up in a small town was never a benefit for overly friendly Abel Crosswell, but what would he expect, being the only gay kid in his little high school. Even though Abel constantly got bullied for his unattractiveness, manipulated because of his kindness, and beat up because of his homosexuality, he constantly had a warm smile on his face. But there's only so much one boy can take, but after getting jumped and surviving, will an impending sickness just be the thing he needs to become a man, or will his new found thirst for blood and obsession with knowledge be the second death of him. "Curiosity killed the cat"