You Sir Are No Gentleman - (boyxboy)

I never asked to be here, I don't want to be here! As a matter of fact, being stuck in some weird cave with a group of sexy men...well one in particular...isn't very appealing. Okay...maybe it is. So sue me!

I watch as his eyes scan my body, studying me with his stoic expressionless face. He had just thrown me from his shoulder onto a pile of animal furs. Wait...fur?! I'm against the use of animals for fur...dang!

Did I mention he just threw me down like a sack of potatoes? What a gentleman!

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I am Theo and You, Sir, Are No Gentleman!"