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Should Have Pulled Out

BurntCrispCookie

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Reads 24
Votes 2
Parts 1
Time 5m

BurntCrispCookie

Mature

comedy deep life real realisation

A story, about how the man, THE man should have pulled out. Human's existance is a mistake, lets make fun of it, we are low lives anyway. 
Why not fantasise about what happened, rather what IS gonna happen?
Since, we are mostly always thinking about our future.
Look where we are now, absolute fucking disaster. Wonder why?
Look no further...All Rights Reserved

comedy deep life real realisation

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Sun, Aug 23, 2020

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The Beginning of Time
Sun, Aug 23, 2020

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