Confessions of a Matchmaker
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  • Reads 2,589
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  • Parts 9
  • Time 1h 28m
Ongoing, First published Sep 23, 2014
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Halle Valentine has always worked at her family's The Valentine Matchmakers business, she grew up there really. She grew up in a world where everyone really did meet other Prince Charming, now at sixteen her life is practically dedicated to it - her twin brothers couldn't be happier about that as it leaves less time for boys while her sister is less than happy and set on getting Halle a good boyfriend. Business has never been hard, that is, until Dylan Morgan came along.

Dylan is an eighteen year old senior, he comes in with his sister who convinces him into signing up with her. Coincidentally, Dylan is in the same class as Carmen, Halle's sister. While Carmen has had a lot - and I mean, a lot - of flings and short lived boyfriends, she's never actually fallen in love. That's when Halle hatches a plan to get Dylan and Carmen together, he's a great guy actually.  

But what happens when you fall for the guy that your sister has already fallen for...
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