What If....2Nu Was Canon? (An Anti 2Nu Oneshot)

IMPORTANT *BEFORE READING*
This story is not for people who ship 2Nu. And I am not looking to attack anyone who does. In fact. I have a friend who ships 2Nu and we are good friends so yeah. Not attacking the people who ship it.
If you wanna hate on me...then that's petty and you have not read this warning. If you wanna cry..then just go back to 2Nu fanfics...okay? We got that. Good.

This is what would realistically happen if 2D And Noodle got together during Phase 4. Cause we all know shipping 2D with P1 Or P2 Noodle is wrong.