Relateable/funny quotes

This is my first book on wattpad so if it's bad oh well imma write it anyways so yeah.this is just a book that might have some funny/relateable things in it or maybe it's just me I dunno??btw I'm a crazy bitch so there might be some weird stuff in here so,just warning you now shits gonna get crazy.so umm yeah.. Hope u enjoy the book :)