The Future is Female

The war began because the world was too small for the egos of 3 men. It took over 3 billion human lives to satisfy the blood thirst... most of those were male. The 1 billion females who died during the war were... collateral damage, as they called it - caught in the crossfire, raped then murdered as a war crime. 2 billion males died for the sick ambitions of old men who were oh-so-wrongfully given immense responsibility - too big for their narrow minds to comprehend. They died in battle or were wiped out by atomic bombs, together with their families.

Women never had a say in it: a whole world, on fire, dying, at the hands of 3 little, egocentric men. Word had it that ladies never started fights, but they could finish them... so they did. I grew up hearing stories of my mother and the female resistance. "The future is female" they chanted as they took over the power that had been misplaced in the little hands of sick men. They fought back, they murdered, they jailed and conquered - a victory that must have made passed queens smile in their graves. 2.9 billion females and 1.8 million males left, scattered around the world.

The leaders were captured and publicly assassinated at the hands of the resistance leaders. The conclusion was that women did not need men to survive and were already too tired of being oppressed - for the longest time, the world had been men's and they brought it to the verge of destruction.

"This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl" - The Residents, 1986

"If only they knew..." I thought, slapping the snooze button on my alarm clock.