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𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅, 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂 ✧✧✧ "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲?" "𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲!" "𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲." ✧✧✧ Lovella Granger hadn't planned to fall in love under the mentorship of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Or with the stray she had befriended on the campus grounds. { currently 100k+ words } --- *throuple* ^don't like it, don't read it, thanks 🫶 [begins prisoner of azkaban, AU where voldemort died in first wizarding war]
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Abgeschlossene Geschichte
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PLAYDATE {d. malfoy}
❝ʷᵃˢ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡˡ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ?!❞ ❝ᴵ ʷᵃʳⁿᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱˢᵗᵉⁿ.❞ ❝ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵍʳᵉᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ!!❞ ❝ᴵ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵈᵒ.❞ •♛• ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢ: •ᶜᵘˢˢⁱⁿᵍ •ᵐᵃʸ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵖˡᵒᵗ •ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ⁱⁿᵗᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ •♛• ???????: ??/?/???? ?????????: ??/??/????Abgeschlossene Geschichte
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𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵! !!𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬!! (𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞.) ♡ 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘑𝘳 𝘟 𝘈𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ♡ *EDITING*Abgeschlossene Geschichte
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"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎Abgeschlossene Geschichte
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all I can ever ask of you is to stay. just stay. ----- i do not take credit for the story of Harry Potter, this belongs solely to J.K Rowling. however, any other characters and many elements of this plot line are mine. i also do not own any of the images used in this book. they belong solely to their owners, not me.Abgeschlossene Geschichte![𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒►𝘩.𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 [REWRITE]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/370084127-256-k611135.jpg)
𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐀𝐘𝐒►𝘩.𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 [REWRITE]
❝𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴❞ 𝙄𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙀𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣. 𝘼 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡. 𝙄𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙀𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙜𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨. 𝙄𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙀𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙀𝙡𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙧𝙮𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙧. [Hermione Granger × Male oc] [Prizoner of Azkaban－Deathly Hallows]
𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅, 𝒾 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝒻 𝒾 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂 ✧✧✧ "𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞? 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲?" "𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠." "𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐲!" "𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲." ✧✧✧ Lovella Granger hadn't planned to fall in love under the mentorship of the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Or with the stray she had befriended on the campus grounds. { currently 100k+ words } --- *throuple* ^don't like it, don't read it, thanks 🫶 [begins prisoner of azkaban, AU where voldemort died in first wizarding war]
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