Meechisleech
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Ongoing5m
Last published Thu, Sep 25, 2014
One day Meech was at a lake and he was like "I hate leeches" so he jumped in the water of the lake and started mauling leeches "after this I think I'm going to go to Ligans house" said Meech . Hopefully magoo will be there too. Just think of all the stupid derpy things we can do we can......idk. (Later) "we have to kill the genetically mutated leeches or else they will poop on ligans
house" screamed Meech over the sound of derpyness everywhere.
"Meech use our team attack" ligan and magoo somehow said in perfect harmony. "In the name of symmetry" Meech was charging up a move so very powerful it could destroy the earth. Magoo and ligan were sharting all over the place like goku when he charges his spirit bomb. Meeches butt was growing so big it filled up the room. "GO MAGICFART" a combo of sharting, magikarp, and the colossal fart all came out at the same time and kill all the genetically mutated leeches. "Logan" said magoo. "Yes magoo" "your house is covered in poop anyways" -_- NOOO!
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