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The Book That Shall Not Be Named For The Sake Of Humanity

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action adventure antihero antiromance arrogant badass comedy crime dark darkhumor funny hilarious homicide humor mystery parody psychopath revenge sarcasm sassy satire satirical suspense thriller villain

Things are nothing but the absolute best when you move in with your boyfriend and end up accidentally stabbing yourself the very next day (among other minor, insignificant occurrences).

Take it from Isla Ortega herself. She is having the perfect day, and it simply  cannot get any better.

WARNING: Dark humour. Avoid like the plague if you are not immune to it.  Contributions of grammar and plot hole nazis much appreciated.

"Hilariously villainous"  -- Aritza Schmidt

Highest Rankings:
#2 in Satire
#56 in parody 
#117 in hilarious 
#2 in antiromance 
#186 in sarcasm 
#68 in psychopath 
#86 in sassy
#2 in satirical
#75 in dark humor
#33 in antihero
#35 in homicide
#254 in arrogant
#610 in villain
#931 in badass
#145 in neighborAll Rights Reserved

action adventure antihero antiromance arrogant badass comedy crime dark darkhumor funny hilarious homicide humor mystery parody psychopath revenge sarcasm sassy satire satirical suspense thriller villain

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Manoeuvre [ON HOLD] by authbysayu

[BANNER BROTHERS SERIES # 1] Amidst the chaos, he maneuvered his way to her. --- manoeuvre --- "Everything is fair in love and war," I begin smoothly. She shoots me a glare before flipping me off. "Get out of my room." She shoves her suitcase inside and slams the door right in my face. I stifle a groan, pouting at the closed door. "Let me in! We're married!" I yell, ignoring the weird looks I'm getting from people passing by. "Yeah? Only for the sake of this mission!" she snaps from the other side. I blink. Once. Twice. Well, where the hell am I supposed to sleep now? I glance at the extra key card in my hand. I booked only one hotel room but if I get inside, she will choke me to death. A wave of laughter bubbles out of me at my own stupidity. ⚡ TW: Abuse, Bullying, Blood & Gore

I fell in love with a Yandere by whyyouinmyyybusiness

"ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ, ᴵ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ." Shoyo Hinata was crazy, and that was known throughout his whole life, lot of people knew that, but they didn't know he was crazy he'd kill people for one person... Even though Kuroo found this out he didn't care, he loved him. KuroHina😼 Kuroo x Yandere Hinata ⚠Warning⚠ murder gore psychotic behavior Hybristophilia

Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear

DEADLY ATTRACTION: LOST INNOCENCE. by DanielaCriadoNavarro

🔞WARNING, THIS STORY IS RATED AS MATURE🔞 CAN A BILLONAIRE ALSO BE A MURDERER? From the first chapter, it contains explicit sex scenes and a lot of adrenaline. It is not suitable for minors and people with heart conditions. If one were to ask anyone who knows him well why Darien Ferrars should not approach an impressionable young woman, they would need a list to enumerate the reasons one by one: 1- He is extremely handsome and has an incredible body. And, to make matters worse, he is very conceited. 2- He became a billionaire after inventing numerous successful computer programs and a most widely used social network. 3- He is used to attracting attention and having everyone bow down before him. 4- Beautiful women often send him erotic and pornographic photos and videos. 5- Women behave like groupies with rock stars, throwing bras and thongs at him, and sneaking into his bed. Samantha Bardsley, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. Naïve, an avid reader, sweet, and a good person. She is still a virgin because she has always been in love with Adrian Potter, her inseparable friend. However, fate is determined that Darien and Sam will collide. Because there is something that they both have in common: death surrounds them... The cover is a commission from Dani Triana.

Antidepressant | A Stydia AU [1] by thecastaways

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Perfect Storm by JeniRaeD

Enemies to lovers- Boss/employee- Bickering and Bantering- Billionaire romance Second chance romance HEA romance novel If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. When I saw a job opportunity to work at a resort a few hours north of the cities, including a place to stay, rent-free, I jumped on it. But, unfortunately, what I didn't know was that the one who owned the resort was a man I owed a huge chunk of money to. All because of an accident I still believe he caused. Ian Lockwood isn't like any other guy I've ever met. The man's devastatingly handsome, gorgeous to be exact, and his green eyes are so damn intoxicating and intense that they wretchedly became windows to my soul. But he had one ugly attitude that turned me off. Calling Ian a jerk is an understatement. He's a straight-up asshole. Every time we're around each other, he does and says whatever he can to get my blood to boil. And he enjoys every minute of it. The problem I have with him is that he's an enemy. Yet whenever I'm near him, the irresistible fragrance that pours off him enhances my desires, and the area between my thighs intensively pulsates. And if my attraction to the asshole increases, I'm afraid he'll catch on to those feelings and take advantage of it by using me to pay off my debt. Even though Ian gets under my skin, I find myself falling for him the more bickering and bantering we do every time we're around each other. And if I can't get these uncontrollable desires of being with Ian under control, I'm afraid Ian and I will find ourselves underneath the sheets. That is if I don't see myself knocking him out of his misery before then.

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

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The Egg at Dumstreet by RainerSalt

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Manoeuvre [ON HOLD]

[BANNER BROTHERS SERIES # 1] Amidst the chaos, he maneuvered his way to her. --- manoeuvre --- "Everything is fair in love and war," I begin smoothly. She shoots me a glare before flipping me off. "Get out of my room." She shoves her suitcase inside and slams the door right in my face. I stifle a groan, pouting at the closed door. "Let me in! We're married!" I yell, ignoring the weird looks I'm getting from people passing by. "Yeah? Only for the sake of this mission!" she snaps from the other side. I blink. Once. Twice. Well, where the hell am I supposed to sleep now? I glance at the extra key card in my hand. I booked only one hotel room but if I get inside, she will choke me to death. A wave of laughter bubbles out of me at my own stupidity. ⚡ TW: Abuse, Bullying, Blood & Gore