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The Book That Shall Not Be Named For The Sake Of Humanity

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action adventure antihero antiromance arrogant badass comedy crime dark darkhumor funny hilarious homicide humor mystery parody psychopath revenge sarcasm sassy satire satirical suspense thriller villain

Things are nothing but the absolute best when you move in with your boyfriend and end up accidentally stabbing yourself the very next day (among other minor, insignificant occurrences).

Take it from Isla Ortega herself. She is having the perfect day, and it simply  cannot get any better.

WARNING: Dark humour. Avoid like the plague if you are not immune to it.  Contributions of grammar and plot hole nazis much appreciated.

"Hilariously villainous"  -- Aritza Schmidt

Highest Rankings:
#2 in Satire
#56 in parody 
#117 in hilarious 
#2 in antiromance 
#186 in sarcasm 
#68 in psychopath 
#86 in sassy
#2 in satirical
#75 in dark humor
#33 in antihero
#35 in homicide
#254 in arrogant
#610 in villain
#931 in badass
#145 in neighborAll Rights Reserved

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Bite Me by MADcreations

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

Dearly Beloathed | original by TwelveTurquoise12

Your supervillain nemesis feels bad about almost killing you so he writes a frantic apology on Twitter. It spirals. *** I'M SORRY! @Tachythanatous · 9/12/822 BALEFIRE I'M REALLY SORRY IT WAS MY BAD!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT! I tried to take back the shadow shard but i wasn't fast enough :( MY BELOATHED NEMESIS!! PLEASE COME BACK! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO BRING HER BACK!! I'LL REVIVE HER! I'LL PAY THE BILLS! also not gonna lie, talking about getting no bitches at the time of a national tragedy is a bit disrespectful 809 Replies 1.1K Quotes 24 Likes | flora 🔥 @balefires_thighs · 9/12/822 you killed her you have no right to talk about disrespect!! DIE NOW 34 Replies 20 Quotes 6.7K Likes | I'M SORRY! @Tachythanatous · 9/12/822 i'm literally an 18yo minor but ok 🥺 531 Replies 2K Quotes 56 Likes *** "I'm not fond of her! I'm only curious about her." "Curiosity and affection are the same thing coming from you."

The Demon Nerd & The Mystery Girl by Miss_Rosario

Nathan Howland. Not your average everyday student. Unless having the title of 'The Demon' is average. An aggressive nerd is not one you'd meet any day. No one dares to dethrone this dominat teen who ironically wants to graduate peacefully. Your typical popular attractive guy who hates girls with a ✨passion✨. What happens when a daunting girl approaches him without quivering in trepidation? Jadrianne Clarke. Say she's unique or say she's abnormal. No one knows why she's the way she is. Unreadable & unpredictable. Popular yet keeps to herself. Guys want her; girls idolize her. She leaves people wondering: who is she? In some cases, what is she? A beautiful mystery prince as one would describe. Showing no interest until she moves into a new neighbourhood and enters a new school and encounters a certain grumpy male? [Inspired from Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama] #2 - mysterygirl (07/09/2022) #9 - witty (25/03/2021) #106 - nerd (13/10/2020) #780 - highschool (30/09/2020)

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear

°Sweet Dreams° (1)✔️ by Fay_Belle5

ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ~ ɴᴏᴜɴ. An unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy. Example: Humans being satisfied on happiness alone. *** "After what you pulled tonight, I'm going to make sure whenever you try to take my life that you will...pay for your sins," his breath fanned my lips and my cheeks felt warm thanks to nerves. *** Twenty-one-year-old Amari Taylor is a dreamer. A big one. She wants to be an actress and to be able to become something that her mother would be proud of. Someday. Vincent Carter Passeretti would risk everything if it meant dreaming again. He envied that others could close their eyes after a long day and be whisked off into a world of pure bliss and peace. But all Vincent could do was keep his eyes open to watch every single second of hell happening in his world. Vincent's family took people whom Amari loved from her and she would do anything to defend their honor. Even if it meant to kill the son of the most popular family of drug lords in the world. {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}}{}}}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{{{ 🥇 in Romance for The Mono Awards 🥇 in Romance for The Paradise Awards 🥈 in Chicklit for The Elites Awards 🥈 in Mystery for The Bridge To Fantasy Awards 🥉 in Humor for The Creory Awards •Reviews• "I know when a book is good because reading it makes me smile...Also strong, female leads are my jam, so it's no surprise I was drawn to the character and the story off the bat-WE STAN A CONFIDENT FEMME FATALE!" - @lauthereader21 "I'm literally on my toes reading this book. I LOVE the plot and the characters! A good amount of humor which made it an even better read!" - @ogt_88 "The plot is magnificent, and you can very easily feel the characters emotions depth into the story." -@718amazinggrace Since this book is protected by a company 🚫PLAGIARISM IS NOT ALLOWED🚫 there will be a fine.

The Enigma Of Neuken by BringForthZaWorld

BEWARE: Enigma is pretty mature, and doesn't hold back. Bad humor, lots of cursing and uncomfortable scenarios and as well as some gore will occur. Have a great read. City life is often wild. As a kid, you loved solving puzzles. It was your goal to solve puzzles, and there were thousands of different people you meet everyday, as long as you got paid of course. A scientist? A teacher, students, maybe even the love of your life and definitely a killer. Wait what?! A menacing evil lurks in this smoggy concrete jungle, the place you call home. Your city's innocence is on the line. The police can't catch him, and everyday life is now a game of will be killed next, is it you? Your friends or your family? But as a citizen and a mini-detectives, you and your friends vow to save this city. But are you even safe in your own home? You can't live in fear for the rest of your life..... Even if it means giving some sacrifices.

The Bad Boy Inside The Black Suit ✔ [BOOK 2] by kdotjhae

"Please tell me that we're walking towards somewhere not so far away with his condition." I pointed at my grandfather and crossed my arms, "He'll either dry out of blood or I'll die because of old age." Adam glared at me. He pulled one of the torches and tada! The floor was replaced by railings and a cart I saw in Minecraft popped in front of us. Oh. "Hop on princess, before your grandfather runs out of blood, or you'll die because of me 'accidentally' killing you." ~-~ Emily is not the kind of person who seeks trouble, but for some reason, someone wants her dead. With her parents suddenly gone missing and other circumstances, she is now forced to be with the bad boy inside the black suit named Adam. ● Book 2 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #14

My Wattpad Story by EthanEzekiel

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Damian (Rewriting) by Rickyy178

He approached me and leaned down so that we were eye to eye. "Don't fuck with me, I asked you nicely the first time to leave. Would hate to tell you a second time because I won't be so nice." His lips were so close to mine, I just wanted to kiss him. He pulled away from me and said, "Leave Nadia, you'll regret it if you don't." "What if I don't want to?" I asked boldly. He stared at me with amusement. "I will think you're a crazy bitch." He laughs. His laugh is contagious. "Maybe I am." I took a step towards him. He didn't move an inch the closer I got to him. My body was pressed against his, but he didn't react the way I wished he did. "You're so hardheaded, aren't you?" He questions while caressing my face with his hands. "That's a dangerous trait for a pretty girl like yourself." His tone was serious.

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Bite Me

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.