Not A Normal Jester
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Illumi Zoldyck, the eldest son of the Royal Zoldyck Family is intended to get himself a wife and is to look for a wife in 6 months. The rest of the Zoldyck Family ( well, mostly the parents) invited almost all wealthy families to a ball. Illumi rejects all of the eligible women and takes a break. He's never been interested in a wife or even a lover, until a red-headed clown-looking man interferes in his life. This is basically a Cinderella rip off, except it's modern, that's all-
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