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Wanted: Intact or Vapourised

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Parts 12
Time 4h 12m

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"Apparently, a little species of critters called Humans are going extinct.

Aren't those the little fleshy quadrupeds with hairy tops?

Yeah, that Joon Gregor's one of them.

Oh! The more you know."

Joon Gregor, a high priority fugitive, is the most famous Human to ever exist, and is just about the only human being anyone has ever heard of in a universe brimming with intelligent, eccentric, colourful, indifferent alien civilisation.

In a life made of outrunning law enforcement and bounty hunters with varying numbers of legs he longs for a change, which comes in the form of a benefactor hoping to employ him on a gratifying criminal caper.

But Joon will soon start to miss the good old days when several parties try to snatch him up for unknown, or even nefarious purposes.All Rights Reserved

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Calming A Racing Heart by gadreams1952

Joshua was born with an emptiness inside him. A physical hollow that occupied half of his existence. No one else could see it, but he was constantly aware of its presence . Every day his life was plagued by the hollowness, never feeling whole. When he turned sixteen it got worse. An extreme longing took up residence in the center of that emptiness. A longing so intense it caused his heart to physically speed up uncontrollably. Following his businessman father from planet to planet, he spent ten long years searching for something, anything that would fill the void in his life. Nothing he found appeased the longing or filled the emptiness. Nothing, that is, until on the planet Casentell, far from his home world of Earth, Joshua met Larcin. Larcin was an alien from the planet Joong, a planet totally shrouded in mystery. Other than their physical appearance, which was the same as every other bipedal humanoid race in the universe, virtually nothing was known about them or the planet they came from. One crucial factor set them apart from every other race. They were the only race of people with the ability to navigate the starships that made interstellar travel possible. Without a Joong navigator at the helm, even the mightiest starship was stuck within the confines of its home solar systems. Larcin was one of these navigators. What could possibly draw these two men together? And what would be the consequences of this fateful meeting?

I Was Abducted By Aliens and Sold to the Highest Bidder in the Galaxy by Ameseiya

They say, although you never really know how reliable 'they' are, that over five million people go missing every year and are never heard from again. Is that worldwide? America only? I never cared enough to pay attention, because as far as I was concerned, it had nothing to do with me. No one I know has ever disappeared, and the odds say that no one I ever know ever will. There's more people who live in New York City than that, and I've never even been to New York City, much less lived there. I don't know anyone who has. Besides. There's so many more pressing matters to think about. I never have the sort of free time I need to think that, really, I'm playing a lottery with crappy odds I didn't ask to play in. Every single person I know is another entry every year, and first prize is ending up among those people that lose someone who never reappears. Sooner or later, there's a lot of people who win the grand prize jackpot they didn't know they were competing for. At seventeen the state of Oregon doesn't think I'm ready for the cut-throat world of scratch tickets and guessing lottery numbers. Turns out there's some lotteries out there that you don't need to play to win. Some people see their numbers on the television, some people have to wrestle them back from enthusiastic shop owners, and then some people take the scenic route from the bus stop and run into a wall of light and weightlessness halfway home. I grew up in a little town in the Pacific Northwest that's never been in any movies, and I hit the jackpot at seventeen years old.

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WANTED (Super Slowly Under Construction) by DaintedDoll

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Truth Hidden In The Shadows by justin-drake

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Crimson Flare : A Journey Begins by Lanx12

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Winners Don't Do Drugs (Male OC x High On Life) by JesseDexa

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