"Apparently, a little species of critters called Humans are going extinct. Aren't those the little fleshy quadrupeds with hairy tops? Yeah, that Joon Gregor's one of them. Oh! The more you know." Joon Gregor, a high priority fugitive, is the most famous Human to ever exist, and is just about the only human being anyone has ever heard of in a universe brimming with intelligent, eccentric, colourful, indifferent alien civilisation. In a life made of outrunning law enforcement and bounty hunters with varying numbers of legs he longs for a change, which comes in the form of a benefactor hoping to employ him on a gratifying criminal caper. But Joon will soon start to miss the good old days when several parties try to snatch him up for unknown, or even nefarious purposes.