Not O-F*ing-KAY
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Last published Sat, Sep 17, 2022
(( An old fanfic I originally posted on Wattpad in 2018 ))
"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet- You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it... "
Tessa's life ended when she was forcefully enrolled at Hamilton Academy, a reformed school for delinquents. And what seems promising to outsiders is actually a house of horrors for those who attend. Tessa has friends who had been sent previously, but not even they could cushion the blow of the challenges that await them.
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