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Comebacks & Insults

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Reads 266
Votes 45
Parts 20
Time <5 mins

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'I wasn't just born with sass, I created it 💆‍♀️'

This is a book of comebacks and insults:

WARNING!! If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.All Rights Reserved

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