Poems for the Toilet: A Lovely Little Satire
IfAndyThenDandy
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IfAndyThenDandy
Ongoing, First published Aug 26, 2020
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Has anyone done this yet? Probably, but here I go anyways. If I try searching for some poetry gems written after about 1950, what do I find? I'll call them word-turds. They are what they sound. So, in order to keep me from going insane, I wrote this little abomination of a poem collection to demonstrate my frustration. All of them are by me, and, by me, certified SHITTY. Reading this may give you an uplifting perspective of your own poems by contrast. Reading this may let you know some mistakes to avoid when writing poetry. Reading this may make you laugh so hard that you piss yourself. Reading this may help you find love. Read them. Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssseee?
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