Beauties and Beasts
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  • Reads 367,668
  • Votes 19,863
  • Parts 156
  • Time 38h 4m
Complete, First published Aug 26, 2020
Neara and Shay looked to the future (read 'pastries') to forget their past, but are interrupted by being transported to a world of beastmen struggling to keep their population up when 4-5 men are born for every woman. Because of the high competition, men look like models and the women like dump trucks. When the two modern girls show up, their comparative 'beauty' and basic manners cause chaos and mayhem. Forget having a harem, they want home. Home has cinnamon rolls and flushing toilets. But could they be the key to finding out what caused such an imbalance to the genders?

A not-so-traditional satire of self-insertion into the world of the manhua "Beauty and the Beasts" by two old English graduate friends who need a good laugh and writing practice. DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THE MANHUA/FANDOM TO ENJOY THE STORY! It's even better if you don't.

DISCLAIMER: This story is unique in that it is not something I wrote for myself or to write any sort of genius plot.  I wasn't trying to write 'a good story.' I wasn't even writing to entertain you lot. The whole purpose of this book was to get my friend back into writing so she could have a way to escape the hell which was her abusive marriage and having a baby with A LOT of medical needs. That's why we follow the original plot of the manga in the beginning--because having an 'outline' of sorts of what to write helped eased her back in. Once she got comfortable with writing again the plot shoots off into several directions. It's a story not to be literary amazing or even entertaining to anyone reading. It's just me trying to help my friend who was suffering.
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To See You Again [UWMA AU]

82 parts Complete Mature

« Alright, guys ? What do you think about past life and reincarnations ? » Dean was taken aback by Win's word toward his two friends. Who would ask such questions in the middle of the day. But honestly ? He was interested in their thoughts and chose to remain silent. Both Tom and Yong Gi were rendered speechless and didn't utter a word for some time. Yong Gi was knitting his brows wondering when the topic had changed. « Are you talking about the things that you see in the movie ? I mean like ... Avatar : the Air bender or something like that ? » « Without the power of air but you're getting close yeah. » ----- This is the real first fiction I have ever tried to write. As it is taking quite some time to be finished, I didn't publish it yet but would like to receive some positive advice and opinion on it too. Be aware that I am going to touch on some difficult subjects such as psychological and physical violence, even if not too deeply. My purpose is not to hurt anyone and so hope you won't see it as a personal attaque but rather a simple reference to possible events in life. ----- Began : 05/2020 Published : 09/2020 Finished : 22/12/2020 ---- This is a work of fiction and has nothing to do with any real event or person. It all started from a question and has the only aim to answer it. It is very loosely based on fictions and drama's characters or public personality's personality. I merely used fictional and real characters' names for identification purposes. I do not own any of them, credits go to their respective original owners. Credit to the rightful owner for the characters pictures, it has been taken on Ohm, Prem, Boun and co's social media ^^.