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Aliens Want Bacon

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Reads 93
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Parts 7
Time 19m

VolcanicIceland

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Aliens have invaded to take over the planet and cleanse the Galaxy! But their discovery of the marvels of bacon may make them reconsider. Will the bacon save the day? Or is humanity doomed forever? The only way to find out is to read further.All Rights Reserved

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