It all started in middle school when I, Elle Bork, was a chubby, emo, band kid. The popular kids would bully me horrendously. But none of their snarky remarks could compare to Xavier Stonk's piercing words. "Oh," Xavier sneered," it's the fat dog, Elle BARK!" He then gets on all fours and starts barking at me. Tears stream down my face, why me? It was that day that I promised to myself, I would become the most gorgeous and popular girl in Kepler High School.