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Don't you think humanity's a little broken? A little overrated? A bit contradictory on its own terms? Maybe the writer of this really is an extraterrestrial being just watching from the sidelines. Or just a bored teenager who wanted to write something psychological. Either way enjoy reading about humans!

P.s. I wrote this for two people! It's for the great Stan Lee and another very recent human being in my life. I hope you know who you are!