Dummheit. Sehr große Dummheit.
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Sehr viel Dummheit. Soviel, dass die Autorin sich nichtmal die Mühe gemacht hat, ein gutes Cover zu machen.
Manchmal frage ich mich, ob alle meine Klassenkameraden einen beschränkten Erkenntnishorizont, bezüglich der objektiven Realität, haben.
'GOETHE IST DOCH DER BRUUUDAAA..VON SCHILLA!', Affengebrüll reißt mich aus meinem Roman und unser Englischlehrer heult vor Lachen. Ich ziehe eine Miene hoch und schlage mein Buch aus.
'ALLDA, DAS WÄRE INZEST..DI WAREN DOCH EIN PAIR!', ich gebe es auf zu lesen.
'DIGGA, DIE WAREN KEIN PIAR!', einer hats gerafft.
'SCHILLA WAR DER VATER!'
Da war mir klar, ich muss dieses Buch schreiben.
;_;
-Warnung-
Dieses vorliegene Buch, von mir verfasst, darf nicht kopiert, geklaut oder ähnliches werden. Kommt es dennoch dazu werde ich eine Anzeige erstatten.
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