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Dipshits in Space: Season 6

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...you even reading these things still? I mean at this point if you liked the other 5, you're gonna like this one, and if you didn't like the first 5, then why are you here? This is just silly. I don't have to tell you this season has the greatest race in the universe, robot assassins from the future with living tissue over metal endoskeletons, everyone gets turned into children, someone gets married, Rayth is still a problem, Menace is still adorable, and Greg is still pelting F-bombs through 4th wall glass windows. We got Spiders, shrinks, a villain's anonymous group, and some double crossing, but what's new, amiright?All Rights Reserved

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Ava and Aphrodite: The First Human in 8000 Years (Featured) by SalmanHannan

Thousands of years have passed since mankind's extinction, now the remaining society of Humanoid robots on Mars and Machine-like robots on Europa are at war. Ava, a stealth Mars-unit is sent on a mission to Europa to learn more about the enemy's new secret super weapon: the first biological human in 8000 years. (Now a featured Wattpad story, made it to 6 on the hot list!) *** This story is a mix of Nier: Automata, Do Androids Dream of Electric sheep, and what I thought Saturn's Children would be until I got to the half-way point. Updates are: Monday: New Chapter Wednesday: Poem (thoughts of featured character in the chapter) or Data File (extended info of elements brought up in previous chapter. Friday: New Chapter (usually try to end these with cliffhangers ;D) I haven't failed with this update schedule yet so don't worry! Keep reading and you'll have material to read for months to come! I value everyone's feedback so please vote and comment your thoughts on the themes and characters as I introduce them :)

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Waiting Shapeless by KennyFyor

*Completed* Ranked #1 in alienplanet in Jan 20 2020 Please, LISTEN TO ME!! I know you think I'm crazy and I know they told you I'm dangerous, but you have to just listen!! My people are dying! They are being killed, ruthlessly slaughtered by the millions!! I know exactly who is doing it too-but it doesn't make any sense. I don't understand why they are doing it. Please help me, help us!! To whoever gets this message, I can't do anything from here-please! I am begging you!! Please-just get me off this damn planet!! [END TRANSMISSION] ------------------- Earth is not alone in harboring life. The galaxies and universes have been opened, and all the intelligent beings residing in them have been connected and unified with each other. It has been over a million years since the Pentaverse, a cluster of five neighboring universes, was organized and unified. Now, hundreds of otherworldly species live in relative harmony with the one another. The unification was good for many species, but for some species, the change caused unexpected extinction. As a team of the Conservation of Species Committee investigates a mysterious decrease in the population of a robotic species, they stumble upon something that could potentially result in the destruction of the entire Pentaverse. This is not your average Wattpad story about how the 'bad boy meets the good girl'. This book is about a series of mysteries that begin to unfold as you read and travel through space with a group of unsuspecting aliens. This story will make you laugh, it will shock you, surprise you, and it will leave you hungry for more-all the way to the last word. Be aware, there are some adult themes in this book including drinking, swearing, love making, death, and murder. None of those topics are explored too deeply however, so I do not think it is appropriate to give this book a 'mature' rating. *********** @2020wattyawards

The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Reader):All At Once! by Williamjwb87

*Just To clarify,This book is Basically the first Three Real world Reader books Crammed into One with some minor edits and adding some things but No changes unless needed....with that, Let's Go!* In The Y/N Multiverse(Real world Male reader)Beings/Characters From Some Animes And A Young Man From The Real World Have Been Transported Into A Theater To Watch Other Universes About This Young Man But In Their Universe And They Never Met Him Before But What Will They Learn About.........Y/N L/N? in Multiple Multiverses,Beings/Characters From Some Animes And A Young Man From The Real World Have once again Been Transported Into A Theater To Watch Other Universes About This Young Man But In Their Universe And They Never Met Him Before But What Will They Learn About (Y/n) As This Time With New Arrivals and others Who Are Innocent As Pie but Still,What New Things Are Gonna Happen This Time?Well,I Don't Know but I Know that (Y/n) Would Say Something Like (Y/n):*Sigh*Whelp,Here We Go Again. and in Third's Charm,Everyone was Sent Back to the Day That They Arrived and Back to the age They Were But Their Memories Remained As Even if They Wanted to,They Couldn't Just Forget About All The Things That they all saw or the People they Met......It was Fun And They just Wish That they Could see Each other Again But.....everyone should Know to be careful What You Wish For....Why?Because......... You Just might Get it. Everyone Suddenly Found themselves Waking Up back in a Familiar Place and Greeted by A Familiar Face as They all Realize Something and Even see each other,(Y/n) Realizes What's This Meant and he looks at the 4th wall and says (Y/n):Well........People do say "3rd time's the Charm!" get Ready because the Real world Reader Series is Coming at Ya....ALL.AT.ONCE!

STAR WARS: THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE by JadenSeptum

From the writer that brought you "Heiress of Austenland", I present thee, my newest rom-com/action packed Sci-fi epic! an Alternate Universe "Star Wars: the Force Awakens" Fanfiction. A comedy (with some romance of course) about The First Order being a high school and all the hilarious parody crap that follows. Rey meets Kylo Ren there and they are enemies. Of course there are a bunch of hilarious, amazing, yet totally random (and sometimes pointless) adventures of Rey and Kylo as a result. I know this might sound lame and that a little kid wrote it but don't judge til you read. I'm not a kid i swear! I'm an adult XD I wrote Between Two Worlds and Vigilance so I'm not an unskilled writer. And it's meant to be a modern twist comedy anyway. And slightly stupid but also hilarious. Just a lot of fun and really enjoyable. The story actually gets more serious as the book progresses and ends with an epic battle of good and evil and all things Star Wars with plot twists and awesome lightsaber fights that expand the abilities that both Jedi and Sith have. Anyway I hope you guys like this. My sister and I started writing it together just for fun but I hoped some others would get a kick out of it as well. DON'T FORGET to check out our Pinterest board for this book following the "External Link" :) And check out the playlist for the book on Spotify called "The Adventures of Ben & Rey"!!

MOTHERS by StephRose1201

AMERICAN HORROR STORY meets THE HANDMAID'S TALE with a bit of WESTWORLD weaved in Four women, fresh out of a super secret governmental experiment, are dragged back into the laboratory where they lived--to save the world from the specimens they helped produce. ***** It's 2050, and the world--in particular the not-so-United States of America--has undergone a lot of changes. A dictator who refuses to relinquish his presidential power reigns over the country, and humans--especially women--see their rights diminished more and more each day. Some are forced to enter special programs to stay safe from men who seek to harm them, and others accept to be part of freaky experimental trials in back-alley labs for a bit of cash to pay the rent. Four women who participated in one such trial--one *actually* sanctioned by the US government--are coping with their new lives when a member of said lab comes to find them, to let them know that the experiment they participated in has gone awry... and they are the only ones who can help fix it all. *TRIGGER WARNING for gore, violence (especially towards women, but NOT domestic abuse), oppression (to women, mostly), explicit language, possible sexual situations inappropriate for readers under 18. PLEASE DO PROCEED WITH CAUTION.*

Toumia by Allie_Luthel

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☂︎︎Cocky ☂︎︎ | Five x Female Reader by Miss-Izumi

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Unstoppable Spiderlings by JJules95

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Dipshits in Space: Season 3 by AdrianOzryth

They're back after a brief reboot, better than ever. When a self-aware alien Overlord from another Universe/book, (the Infamous "Greg") winds up nekkid as Eff, on his ship, Captain Lawg finds himself against his most powerful foe yet. The Osirian invasion has begun, as various brown substances, hits various fans, and the crew struggles to decide if the new conquerors are on their side, or plotting their doom. Either way, the Osirians are here to stay...for at least 8 more seasons, probably longer. Adventure waits in the form of gender bending, increased vulgarity, more ball jokes, and some light cannibalism, maybe? Find out for yourself as the Dipshits venture onward, as usual, into SPACE. Unlock 4th wall breaking, confusing clone-conundrums, and the new use of the F-word! WOW. Much R-rating! Very Spoof! I need a beverage, Cue the cheesy inspirational montage!!

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Thousands of years have passed since mankind's extinction, now the remaining society of Humanoid robots on Mars and Machine-like robots on Europa are at war. Ava, a stealth Mars-unit is sent on a mission to Europa to learn more about the enemy's new secret super weapon: the first biological human in 8000 years. (Now a featured Wattpad story, made it to 6 on the hot list!) *** This story is a mix of Nier: Automata, Do Androids Dream of Electric sheep, and what I thought Saturn's Children would be until I got to the half-way point. Updates are: Monday: New Chapter Wednesday: Poem (thoughts of featured character in the chapter) or Data File (extended info of elements brought up in previous chapter. Friday: New Chapter (usually try to end these with cliffhangers ;D) I haven't failed with this update schedule yet so don't worry! Keep reading and you'll have material to read for months to come! I value everyone's feedback so please vote and comment your thoughts on the themes and characters as I introduce them :)