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Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. 

With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry.

There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. 

From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. 

The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. 

Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations.

They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be.

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Till the World Ends // Five x reader by Iain62

The Umbrella Academy, created by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, after 43 babies were all born from women who were not pregnant before. 7 were adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves as quickly as he could. Ten years later, (Y/n) was adopted, by him and joined the Academy with the others. Not exactly siblings, she wasn't close like the others growing up since babies. But (Y/n) would fit in. Five and her grew close. Then he left... she found a way to follow. More than 40 years later they are back. The word about to end, 13 year old bodies, mess of a family. (I obviously don't own the umbrella academy I only own Y/n and her story.) Seasons 1-4 (For the sake of my story Y/n isn't related whatsoever to Five or the others.) Warning: smoking, violence, blood.

Beauty and the Beast || Five Hargreeves by okiibroitried

☾ She's a mess of gorgeous chaos, and you can see it in her eyes. ☽ || Charlie Summers, ex model and dancer, gave up the life she knew. She hated everything about her world at the time. Now, she's a seventeen year old normal girl, who works at Dominos. Charlie's life will never be normal, especially after she delivers a pizza to the Hargreeves household. The Umbrella Academy season 1 ♡ Five Hargreeves love story ♡ Told from Charlie's POV Started: December 11th, 2020 Completed: January 19th, 2021 Highest ranks: #5 in Five

The girl And The boy (F. Hargreeves) (Book 1) by Avengergirl99

Reunited after their father's death, estranged siblings with extraordinary powers uncover shocking family secrets and a looming threat to humanity. In which you are a member of the Umbrella Academy and you help your best friend and childhood crush Five Hargreeves with saving the world from an apocalypse. Five Hargreeves x fem!oc Five Hargreeves x Y/n Hargreeves The umbrella academy fanfic Season 1 to season 2 Five Hargreeves x reader WARNING SPOILERS for the Netflix Tv serie: The Umbrella Academy. WARNING: CONTAINS BLOOD, VIOLENCE AND STRONG LANGUAGE!!!!!! RANKS #1 IN NUMBERFIVE 10-02-2023

US AGAINST TIME (F.H) by Avengergirl99

On the same day, forty-three infants were born to random unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Eight of them are adopted by a man name Reginald who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his 'children' to save the world. Now the seven surviving siblings reunite upon the news of their father's passing and must work together to solve a mystery surrounding his death. But the estranged family begins to come apart due to their divergent personalities and abilities, not to mention the imminent threat of a global apocalypse. In which two adults assassin stuck in their teen bodies are doing everything to keep each other and the ones they love safe while trying to save the world. In which Number Eight and Number Five return after being done for years to stop an apocalypse. Or in which you and your husband Five breaks your contract to save your family from the end of the world. Two adults stuck in their teen bodies is trying to stop the end of the world. Y/n Hargreeves and Five Hargreeves was inseparable from a very young age. Never did anything without each. If one of them got hurt the other would take care of them until the other got better. They were always by each other's side. So when Five wanted to time travel, Y/n wanted to go with him. Even if it means getting stuck in an apocalypse future for 45 years. Now after years of being gone. The two time travel back, to stop the apocalypse and save their family and the world. Five Hargreeves x femreader Season 1-4

𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝. ||Five x reader|| by x_reader_stories

XXX "Why not?" Five asked, "I thought you would want to, especially because you would want to kill everyone." She smiled, "That's exactly why they took them away, because they know I think like you." XXX Y/n Hargreevs is one of the 'lucky' eight children is adopted by a certain billionaire they are forced to call dad. She is also one of the forty three children who were gifted powers since birth. That day when Five left through that portal, her life fell apart. He broke his promise of coming back, and she was left alone sitting outside waiting for him. She was about to loose hope, but little did she know that she would also loose her freedom that day. The voice in the back of her head became louder, and she thought she was going crazy. This place would make anyone go crazy, but this all proved to be wrong when she met the voice in person.. This is, and always will be, The Umbrella Academy. No matter what.

Entropy |1| The Umbrella Academy - Five Hargreeves by bloomingstarrr

Will everything decline into disorder as an apocalypse nears, or is it possible to save the world? The Umbrella Academy (s1) Five Hargreeves x f.oc (Based on the Netflix Show: The Umbrella Academy) - I do not own any of the characters from the original series - tw for multiple sensitive topics - this is just for fun, do not take this seriously - I don't promote any negative behaviors written about, they're just for the plot, please do not replicate anything that could harm you or others

YOU & HIM, Five Hargreeves by Avengergirl99

"It's you and me, today, tomorrow, forever and a day" Who would have thought that two people that hate each other so much that they want nothing more than to punch each other, would end up meaning everything to one another. What happen when a 14-year-old girl name Y/n Russell suddenly land in an apocalypse. And just when she thought she was all alone, she stumbles upon a young boy that she actually hate? What happen when the 13-year-old Five Hargreeves who have the ability to time-travle, decided to use his powers to travel through time, but end up getting stuck in a post apocalypse future, and just as he thought he was all alone in a broken world, he stumbles upon a young girl that is spicy and just as stubborn as him and who hates him? In which you Y/n Russell meets your in-law for the first time while you and your husband Five Hargreeves are trying to stop the apocalypse. Or In which after spending years in the apocalypse, getting married there while also have had two painful losses. The couple Y/n and Five breaks their contract and travel back to stop the apocalypse so it don't happen again. This is yours and Five's story and journey. This is the story of you & him. In this story there will be love, family, romance, friendship. Strong languages, drama, betray, forgiveness, second chances, pain, mention and descriptions of panic attack, sexuality and the lost of a child. Five Hargreeves x reader!fem Five Hargreeves x Y/N Russell The umbrella academy fanfic Season 1 to season 4 A/N: In case you are confused Y/n= Your name Y/h/c= Your hair color. Y/e/c=Your eye color Y/h= Your height Rank: #1 in diegohargreeves 10-03-2023 # 1 in fivehargreevesxoc 10-03-2023 #9 IN VANYAHARGREEVES 10-19-2023 #75 IN PREGNANT

Sky Hargreeves - SEQUAL by complicatedfreakrryy

PART 2 OF A SERIES! Who knew saving the world would be this hard. Again. "On April 1rst, 2019, the Earth was destroyed in a cataclysmic event. Billions of people were wiped out in a matter of minutes. Ironically, the six survivors of the apocalypse, were the very siblings who brought it on." Sky hargreeves is a 30-year-old girl stuck in her 15-year-old body. She has abilities, Fire. Only a couple days ago, she discovered her (biological) father, Reginald Hargreeves, adopted 7 other children who had abilities like her, the day she was born. Following up with that, they had to save the world. Five, (one of the children) had fallen in love with her during the apocalypse. He came back to save them, save her. They did not succeed the first time around, let's see how this one goes, but in 1963. Five Hargreaves X Oc Season 2 of Umbrella Academy

She with The Flowers in Her Hair| Number Five by reineyday

How dysfunctional can a family get? Throw in some powers, an emotionally absent dad, raising emotionally stunted children, one of them stuck in a child's body with psychopathic tendencies and you have... The Hargreeves. Five x OC Umbrella Academy Season 1 ✅ Slow burn! Slow burn! Slow burn! note: I will be editing it!

Promise to keep // Five Hargreeves (1) by lazyotaku_17

SEASON 1 Book 1 . . . " promise me you'll never leave again, five.." eight started to soft sob, as she remember what happened last time. Holding the boys hand tight but gentle. Five gave her a small genuine smile, looking to her eyes, " I promise Valentina... I will always be by your side." ------- On October 1,1989 43 children were born, one day a man adapted 7 children, w different abilities but one day there was a baby on his door step leavin a note, he look at the baby girl n decided to take her in now having to adopt 8 children. Over the years, eight became close to all her siblings but more close to five. Both admired each other but don't understand their feelings for one n another. Both may be different but one thing they have in common is protectin the ones they care about. They never leave their side till one day five disappeared leavin her heart in a hole, all of sudden something went wrong that it lead her to sleep for over 17 years. One day she op her eyes seein she is still in her teenage body still. Now hearing the news about five coming back n the world ending in days. Will she help five stop the apocalypse for happing? Why she is stuck in her old self?? will five and eight confess to their feelings or not?? Or will some events take a turn for the worst?? ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES Promise to keep (1) ( BOOK1) S1 ✔️ Always connected (2) (BOOK2) S2 ✔️ By ur side (3) ( BOOK3) S3 ✔️ Forever and Ever ( Book 4) S4 ONGOING.... ( five Hargreaves x OC ) umbrella academy Started > may 1, 2022 - July 5, 2022 < FINISHED A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the rightful owner of the show, characters, comic books, n story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

I Need You (Five Hargreeves x Reader) Number Five by booklover_975

"I need you, Five Hargreeves. Even though the world is ending. The moon is probably going to explode or the sun will fall and the earth won't ever be the same but at least you are here with me... And that is all I need". "I would want nothing more to have but you Y/n Winters... If you are there, even if the universe collapses... I am fine". Y/n Winters is different. In a group of different people, she is still different. She isn't their siblings because her surname from before is kept which made the siblings a bit reluctant to add her in the group. She isn't born on the same day as the rest of the people in the academy then what makes her so special to still be present in the Academy... or is she not special at all as thought and told about her? Read to find out along with new experiences with one of the Hargreeves' siblings being able to steal her heart, her witnessing the the apocalypse and so much more. A Five Hargreeves X Reader Fanfiction Includes: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3......... Season 4(waiting to be released)

Bound in Time | Five Hargreeves by simpingforshortkings

"Y/n, you don't have to worry about that. I will always be here for you," he explained. "Thank you Five," I whispered, hugging him. ━━━━━━━━━➶━━━━━━━━━ You are very close with the Umbrella Academy, even if you were just ordinary. Since your father passed away due to some of these extraordinary powers, your mother looks down upon you when you communicate with the Umbrella Academy. Even though she is just looking out for you, you know that the Umbrella Academy would never hurt you. You've been to the academy a couple of t imes, but have to be careful since Sir Hargreeves doesn't allow guests. You and Five are best friends. Why? Because he's always been there for you no matter what. He would sneak out of the Academy and talk to you for hours. What happens when Five time travels? What happens if you weren't as ordinary as you though you were? highest ranking: #1 in five hargreeves #3 in the umbrella academy #1 in aidan gallagher

Linked To Each Other // Ben Hargreeves by lazyotaku_17

" Maya, you... " Ben pause between sentences, as he was facing her and distrust. Walking back and forth in the room, when he was done pacing. He faced her, " you left. You left me here, Maya!" " I'm sorry! Okay, Ben...I couldn't just leave Five alone. Especially what happened back then." Maya told him, reassuring. Felt bad and extremely guilty for what she did to her best friend. "he's my best friend too." Ben looked back, hearing her apologetic voice. " well, you're my first--" he paused himself for counting further. Before he confessed to her. " you're my first best friend." ------ Maya has always felt like an outcast, ever since Reginald took her in as an eighth Hargreeves sibling. But overtime the seventh Hargreeves siblings became like family to her, mostly four, three, five, even more close to number six, Ben. After she got back from the future with Five, she heard the news about ben and that their father who adopted them had passed. Now, the Hargreeves siblings must attend to the funeral and a long waited reunion. while having the family reunion the familymust stopped the world for ending. While, on the road to saving maya can still feel and talk to her long lost best friend and love interest. But Maya has a deep secret that she can't tell her family, only Five knows. Can she tell ben how she really feels about him while saving the world? will Ben and maya come to their differences when the world ends? How long can she hold onto this dee secret? ------ BASED OFF OF THE NETFLIX SERIES [ All in one book: ] SEASON 1: COMPLETED ✔️ SEASON 2: ONGOING.... SEASON 3: COMING SOON.... SEASON 4: COMING SOON.... ( Ben Hargreaves x OC ) umbrella academy Started > AUG.8.2023 - ONGOING < FINISHED UPDATES: every Tuesday A/N: SOME LONG CHAPTERS AND SHORT CHAPTERS NOTE: all rights goes to the rightful owner of the show, characters, comic books, n story line. I just own my OC n some scenes that made up. All work, music, etc goes to owner.

Limitless - The Umbrella Academy by multifxnd0m

Aleya Hargreeves had never felt normal in her life, especially having five brothers and two sisters that were born on the same day as her, but not related to her whatsoever, and having special powers that no one else in the world had, her father naming the group 'The Umbrella Academy'. Once she finally gets a grip on having a semi-normal life like she always wanted several years later, her father passes away, forcing her and her dysfuntional family to reunite once again, bringing back sad and happy memories, and the chaos that ensues with this simple reunion. Only thing is, the apocalypse is in eight days, and no one knows how to stop it. I DO NOT OWN THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW.

Die With A Smile by fairytail_4_the_win

Five Hargreeves x M! OC IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I WANNA BE NEXT TO YOU The death of a man brought his children together for his funeral. One child brought a 'normal' fifteen-year-old boy for moral support. Before the funeral could start the man's missing child reappeared again. The now fifteen-year-old Umbrella boy comes with the news of the apocalypse coming near. While the boy tries to solo run this apocalypse he can't help but be slightly infatuated by his sibling's plus one. However, the rise of the apocalypse has him to ignore these "feelings", a random pretty boy isn't gonna stop him. The mysterious boy felt the same about the Umbrella boy neither would wordly admit it. At the same time, the mysterious boy couldn't care less about saving the world. The two boys never believed that sappy things such as love were something they wanted or needed. Who knew the end of the world who brought these hard hearts to soften... IF THE PARTY WAS OVER AND OUR TIME ON EARTH WAS THROUGH In which, two boys not in their rightful bodies are faced with a time-crunched apocalypse. Or Where the end of the world softens two hardened hearts but at what cost? I WANNA HOLD YOU JUST FOR A WHILE AND DIE WITH A SMILE

~𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓~ (A Five H. Fanfic) by TheresaS2007

One day, The Umbrella Academy kids are send on a Mission to get another one of the 43 children that were born on the 1st October 1989. They find a small girl, without parents or food, in the middle of a forest in an old abandoned house. She lost her Voice by all the time being alone. They convinced her to come with them and bring her to the Academy. She is now called 'Number Zero' and learned how to talk again and how to control her Powers. She learned new words and all the things she hadn't known before. She is really close to Number 4, 5, 6 and 7. And is good friends with Number 2 and 3. Only Number 1 doesn't like her. He doesn't like her because everyone says she has a 'better Number' than him. After Number 5 left and Number 6 died, she became quiet again but still talked. She wasn't that Happy anymore. With the age of 17, she left the Academy and got her own little Apartment. How will she react when her Father dies, her Boyfriend comes back after 17 years, she gets back in her teenage body and has to safe the World with her Family? "She's a fucking puppet, Five!" "And you are a Demon!" _____________________________

Two assassins in love, Five Hargreeves (Book 1) by Avengergirl99

Who would have thought that the most deadliest assassin had a wife and was soon to become a dad. In which you Y/n Watson, a pregnant ex-assassin is sent out to stop your 'old partner and friend' but instead decided to help him save the world and here you meet your in-law for the first time. Or in which Five Hargreeves' siblings meets his pregnant wife for the first time. Five Hargreeves x fem!oc Five Hargreeves x reader Five Hargreeves x Y/n Watson The umbrella academy fanfic Season 1 to season 2 WARNING SPOILERS for the Netflix Tv serie: The Umbrella Academy. WARNING: CONTAINS BLOOD, VIOLENCE, SEXUALITY AND STRONG LANGUAGE!!!!!! Rank: #1 in ALLISONHARGREEVES 10-12-2023 #3 IN THEUMBRELLAACADEMY 10-162023 #19 IN PREGNANT 10-19-2023 #1 IN DIEGOHARGREEVES 10-25-2023 #3 IN FIVEHARGREEVES 11-10-2023

The Girl and The Boy (F. Hargreeves book 2) (Book 2) by Avengergirl99

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Raincoats | The Umbrella Academy by Absolute_Newt

Charlotte Cafferty, finally done with a decades long hiatus, has accidentally settled in the very middle of a crisis. Though she's not exactly a stranger to time travel, the apocalypse? That's a whole different story. Throw in an infuriating man-child (literally) and his superhero family? Charlotte is lucky she hasn't gone crazy trying to keep the world from imploding. ------ A Five Hargreeves fanfic. Loosely based off of the Netflix original series, The Umbrella Academy . I own nothing of the franchise, I only own my characters and plot lines. Art credit to Helen Delamare for the painting on the cover. Set to mature for adult themes, violence, language, and smoking.

Saving the world (Five Hargreeves 1) by Avengergirl99

This story is about family and about stick together, no matter what. And that real love never really disappear and is worth fighting for. True love never dies, no matter how many years have past. Reunited after their father's death, estranged siblings with extraordinary powers uncover shocking family secrets and a looming threat to humanity. On the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual in the fact that none of these woman had been pregnant when the day first began. The eccentric billionaire Sir Reginald Hargreeves adopted as many of the children as possible. He ended up getting eight of them and called them The Umbrella Academy. Madison Hargreeves is a member of the The Umbrella Academy. Her and Five was the best of friends, without knowing that they both had feelings for each other. They were always by each other's side and there for each other, they were inseparable. Most of the time, you could find Maddie by Five's side and hm by hers. No one have ever seen two people so in love. Five was always the one that could motivated Maddie to be brave, smart, strong and to not lose control. And she was the only one that could make him act kind and soft. They never did anything without the other, expect when Five leaves one day without Maddie and never comes back. But when Five disappeared, he took half of her soul with him. She was never the same. Everything changed for her and half of her body got empty. The only thing that kept Five going when he was gone was the thought of seeing Maddie again. But what will happen when after years of being gone, Five finally return to Maddie but telling her that they have eight days to save the world? ~How will Maddie and the other siblings react? ~Does Maddie and Five still have feeling for each other? ~Can Maddie and Five save the world in eight days while being chase by people that are trying to kill them? Read to find out.... Five Hargreeves x fem!oc (Book 1) (Season 1)

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Till the World Ends // Five x reader

The Umbrella Academy, created by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, after 43 babies were all born from women who were not pregnant before. 7 were adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves as quickly as he could. Ten years later, (Y/n) was adopted, by him and joined the Academy with the others. Not exactly siblings, she wasn't close like the others growing up since babies. But (Y/n) would fit in. Five and her grew close. Then he left... she found a way to follow. More than 40 years later they are back. The word about to end, 13 year old bodies, mess of a family. (I obviously don't own the umbrella academy I only own Y/n and her story.) Seasons 1-4 (For the sake of my story Y/n isn't related whatsoever to Five or the others.) Warning: smoking, violence, blood.